Hello to the 1 person who reads this! I'm back with another shitty chapter in my cringey ass story. Sorry I was gone for so long between chapter 3 and chapter 4 (this one) but I got overwhelmed with a bunch of stuff like trying not to drop my grades at the end of the semester and my mental state taking a turn for the worse recently. But I'm feeling a little better so I decided to post another chapter since I already have like 15 written out just for this story. Anyways I'll stop bugging you, enjoy this absolutely terrible monstrosity that I've created.
*they went to the arcade and like expected, Koi beat Hawk and Mari beat Flitz*
Koi: ha! I won!
Hawk: only because you spammed attacks!
Koi: did anyone order one MLB player with extra salt?
Hawk: did anyone order a woman under 5"6 with a side of teenage angst?
Koi: nice.
Hawk: thank you.
Wes: what just happened?
Mari: they've been playing fighting games all their lives together, they learned how to respect when someone wins- kinda.
Flitz: Mari, your girlfriend just kicked the best player in the MLB in the balls.
Mari: SHIT!
Mari: why did you kick him?!
Koi: he called me a short can of salt with no talent. Plus I've kicked him before he's fine, see?
Hawk: this is why I wear a cup around you Teagan.
Koi: I'm surprised you didn't check twice before saying that.
Hawk: I should have, that hurt.
Wes: why would you call her a short can of salt with no talent?
Hawk: cause I joke with her all the time, but she doesn't always take it well.
Wes: yeah, I saw that.
Lasercorn: you okay man?
Hawk: yeah, you won't believe it but she's hurt me worse before.
Flitz: how?
Hawk: when she was about three she hit me in the back with a metal baseball bat because I called her short.
Wes: that's a little intense don't you think?
Hawk: for my sister? That's half intensity.
Koi: yeah, and seriously stop calling me short, I'm 5"7.
Hawk: only 5"7?
Koi: hey! 5"7 is a lot for our family, did you forget mama was 4"9?
Hawk: yeah and we called her shortie every time we said bye.
Wes: you said that to your grandma?
Hawk: yep, to us she was short, after Teagan grew Taryn was the only one shorter than her, we still mess with her.
Koi: I legit just texted her "how's the weather in 4"3-ville?" she responded with "f**k off, I'm 4"11"
Lasercorn: so you're sister is the shortest one?
Koi: yep, my parents thought it would be me since I didn't eat much back when I was a kid.
Flitz: how much did you weigh in 6th grade?
Koi: 64.7 lbs. Taryn was 60 lbs flat.
Lasercorn: wow.
Koi: yeah, I was a stick back then.
Hawk: back then? You're still a stick.
Koi: okay, I get it 100 pounds is not heavy for a 29 year old woman.
Wes: YOU'RE 29!?
Koi: yeah.
Wes: you look like you're 20!
Koi: thank you?
Mari: a 20 year old with a 32 year old? Not likely Wes.
Wes: I know but, Koi you look really young.
Koi: it's probably my weight and the fact that my entire wardrobe is from men's sections, zoomi's, and hot topic.
Flitz: probably.
Lasercorn: why only the men's section?
Mari: is there something wrong with liking men's clothes Lasercorn?
Lasercorn: n-no, it's just kinda weird to me.
Koi: if you think I'm weird wait until I bring Taryn to Summer Games.
Hawk: what?
Koi: yep, I asked Matt and he said that it would be a good idea so you're both getting a free flight to nevada for Summer Games!
Hawk: AWESOME!
Koi: I actually have to text Taryn about it and see if she can skip training for three weeks.
Mari: we only film for like two weeks.
Koi: the extra week is for sightseeing, hanging out, and playing with us for the channel.
Fltz: is Taryn?
Koi: gay? Not in a million years. She's never liked the idea of being with a girl, but she's not homophobic.
Wes: oh, Hawk what about you?
Hawk: I've always preferred girls.
Wes: cool, so Koi. You're the only one that's gay?
Koi: yep. I always thought I would be the only one and I was right.
Flitz: I have a question for you Koi.
Koi: fire away.
Flitz: are you a lucid dreamer?
Koi: sometimes I lucid dream, but I mostly future dream.
Wes: future dream?
Koi: I dream about certain situations or conversations, that's how I know how many kids each of us will have.
Wes: how many do I get?
Koi: that one's easy, three. Twin boys and an older girl. Be careful with her, she looks pretty sassy, but she isn't that into makeup. She's a gamer, she likes overwatch. She's a Tracer main, a good one at that.
Wes: do you know their names?
Koi: I won't tell you that, it'll affect the outcome.
Flitz: what about me?
Koi: that one's harder. One, a boy. He's got your condition in the right eye, I don't know how though.
Flitz: my condition was from an accident.
Koi: I know, his seems to be from an accident as well.
Lasercorn: do I have more kids?
Koi: two more, one boy and one girl. The next boy is the middle one, it looks like he's the social butterfly. The girl is the youngest, watch out for her. I've seen her suicide attempts many times, she's the emo of the three like me. It looks like she might try cutting at about age seventeen.
Lasercorn: the boy seems okay, but about cutting. Is it school or skin?
Koi: school, she's too scared to cut herself. She's into my chemical romance so get ready for "Welcome to the Black Parade" to be booming through your house at two in the morning.
Lasercorn: less sleep, cool.
Hawk: what about me?
Koi: I've been waiting to say that one for twelve years. Five kids, three girls two boys The girls are older, they are almost inseparable! The youngest is a little boy and he seems really fun, and the middle two are twins. The twins always hang out except for at school and if they get in a fight, so a lot. The older boy is like you, but don't force it. If you force it the situation changes!
Hawk: what about the oldest one?
Koi: she's the daddy's girl, she likes makeup but not dresses. She seems sweet. She looks like you, brown eyes and long brown hair. She's the hugger too.
Hawk: are the twins identical?
Koi: no, the boy is blonde and the girl has almost black hair. She looks like a smaller Taryn, big dark brown eyes with the gap in her teeth. She likes her hair shorter, she seems to like bob cuts.
Hawk: awesome, can I ask one name?
Koi: let me guess, you want to know if there's a Henry?
Koi: yes he'll go by a nickname.
Hawk: I figured.
Mari: what about Taryn?
Koi: she says she doesn't want kids but I've dreamt about two.
Mari: tell us about them.
Koi: both girls, they're polar opposites but they still think alike. The older one likes gymnastics and dresses, she's like her mom. The younger one likes softball, she's a really good pitcher and first baseman. They're both flexible, but one of them can't do the cinnamon roll. Taryn seems happy though, that's good.
Hawk: what do they look like?
Koi: the younger one looks like their dad, but I can't tell what her natural color is. She dyes her hair, she really likes blue. The older one looks like Taryn, she doesn't like the thought of bleach in her hair. She likes her hair to be long.
Hawk: they sound like Taryn's kids alright.
Koi: yeah, they're a lot like her. They're both just as spontaneous, and they make me laugh whenever I dream about them. I already love them and they aren't even here yet.
Wes: We should all get going, it's 9:30 and we have work tomorrow.
Koi: Wes is right, see you guys tomorrow!
Mari: Hawk, you can sleep on the couch if you want.
Hawk: okay, I actually like the couch more than the bed.
Mari: let's go home.
Hawk: I'm driving!
Koi: not in my truck!
Hawk: fine.
Mari: do you even know how to drive a stick shift?
Hawk: my first car was a stick.
Koi: he paid for it himself, it was only one grand because the owner just wanted it gone.
Mari: cool.
Koi: let's get going.
*the next day at the office*
Koi: I'm super excited!
Flitz: about what?
Koi: Taryn said she would fly over to do summer games with us!
Wes: that's awesome!
Koi: I can't wait to see her! And for her to tell me and Hawk her secret!
Mari: you had a dream last night didn't you?
Koi: yep! And I'm really happy for her!
Hawk: about what?
Koi: can't tell you, and if you ask her about it I'll influence your son to be into art not sports.
Hawk: fine.
Wes: I love how you're threatening him with his future and not his past.
*Lasercorn walks in, he seems upset*
Mari: Lasercorn, what's wrong?
Lasercorn: Sabrina got in a car crash last night, she died at the hospital.
Koi: Lasercorn, I'm sorry.
Lasercorn: did you know it would happen?
Koi: I-I didn't want to change the situation, if I had told you she wouldn't have drove to pick you up and you wouldn't have more kids. You seemed so happy that you would have a daughter and I didn't want to have to take that away, an-and I'm r-really s-s-sorry. P-please don't h-hate me.
Lasercorn: I don't hate you. I'm just upset that she's gone, she was amazing.
*everyone surrounds Lasercorn in a group hug*
Lasercorn: I guess now I have to come clean to you guys.
Koi: about what?
Lasercorn: I've been thinking of breaking up with Sabrina for a while, to be with Ian.
Koi: the ship has sailed. I'm so happy that dream was a future dream and not just randomness!
Lasercorn: you knew?
Koi: of course I know, I don't need future dreams to see the way you look at him.
Lasercorn: is it that obvious?
Mari: yeah, you seriously need to get better at hiding the fact that you're staring at his butt.
Lasercorn: dammit.
Walp. There you go, another horrible chapter done. I'm seriously thinking about just dropping this story altogether because I'm just out of ideas and I feel like it's going nowhere. Meh, I'll decide later.