Here's the newest update, guys. Wow, so many reviews xD Thank you guys so much! (Don't stop pls)
Disclaimer: Did you guys know that there was an actual pirate who left behind actual treasure that no one to this day have found? Like holy shiz..anyway...I don't own One Piece at all.
Enjoy. Yayz.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Yosaku shouted, visibly shaking in his seat. The den den mushi lazily glanced up and stared at whatever had spooked Yosaku out. There was a large monster with green and white spots, large eyes, horns, and a nose ring.
"Eh? Is that another sea monster?" Luffy blinked, shoving another piece of meat into his mouth obviously not caring about the threat the sea monster posed. "Wait! Maybe it's a cow?"
"A cow? And it swims? Doesn't that just make it..." Sanji's face became grave. "A hippo?"
"Oi!" Yosaku sweatdropped. "Are you that serious about it?! And anyway, what's a creature like this doing in the East Blue? It gives me a bad feeling!"
The sea monster seemed to be sniffing, narrowing it's large black eyes on the food sitting on the table.
"What's the matter, Yosaku?" Luffy asked, still chewing on his meat.
"That creature is a monster from the Grand Line!" Yosaku shouted in reply.
The sea creature sniffed once again, louder this time, it's eyes now directly on the food sitting on the table. He bent down, taking in the aroma of the delicious smelling food.
"It must want the food..." Yosaku muttered, glancing at the table. "Brother Luffy! Brother Cook! Hurry up and give him the food before he overturns the ship!"
Luffy stood up then. He glared at the large sea monster. "Gomu Gomu no..." His arm shot out quicker than Yosaku and Sanji's eyes could track, but the den den mushi could see when his fist hit the sea monster directly. "Pistol! Don't you dare touch my food!"
"You did it, brother Luffy! That was amazing!" Yosaku shouted, fist pumping.
The monster shot up out of the ocean, seething and roaring in absolute rage.
"Uh oh. Looks like he's still pissed." Yosaku muttered, dejected.
"I'll just sock him again-" Luffy stated before he and Yosaku were hit over the head with the bottom of Sanji's feet.
"You dumbasses! Don't beat up something that only wants food! If he's hungry we should just feed him!" Sanji bellowed. The small snail blinked lazily. He had seen this happen often with this strange crew, so he wasn't shocked in the least. Especially since he was getting free food out of it.
"I'm sure it's injured somewhere so it can't find it's own food...right?" Sanji stated, picking up a plate of food and holding it out to the sea monster. "Here. Eat up."
The monster bent down, opening it's mouth wide and showing off its sharp, white, teeth...only to receive a kick to the jaw seconds later by none other than Sanji. "DIE!" He yelled, his teeth becoming fanged out in a comedic way.
"What was that?!" Yosaku shouted.
"That thing was about to take a bite out of me too!" Sanji sighed.
The monster shot up from out of the ocean once again, this time only seeing red as he charged for the ship.
"It's coming to sink the ship!" Yosaku grabbed the scared snail, holding him in his arms. "Brother Luffy!"
"I'm on it!" Luffy replied, getting his arm ready.
"No. Move aside." Sanji stated, taking a long drag from his cigarette. "I'll deal with him myself." Sanji shot forward, running up the mast of the ship and jumping off towards the raging sea monster. "Coluer..." Sanji muttered, his eyes narrowing.
The others watched on in awe, their eyes shining bright like stars.
"SHOOT!" He called, hitting the "hippo" in it's throat with a harsh kick. The monster sputtered out blood and flew away, landing into the ocean with a loud explosion of water. It didn't come out anymore.
"Yosh!" Luffy smiled at the den den mushi. "Let's eat!"
Sanji came down and sat next to Luffy, dusting off his suit in the process. "That was a nice exercise."
"These people are insane.." Yosaku looked at the den den mushi with a deadpanned expression.
Click.
"Wohoo!" Luffy grinned, pumping a fist into the air.
"These people are seriously crazy!" Yosaku shouted, facepalming repeatedly. The den den mushi was seated on Luffy's shoulder, enjoying the rush of wind.
The sea monster that they had beat up earlier was pulling their ship towards their destination at a fast pace. He had a large bump protruding from his head, and looked as if he wanted to wail.
"Full speed to Arlong Park!" Luffy yelled happily, the snail on his shoulder bobbing its head in delight.
Click.
"Hey. I can see Arlong Park!" Sanji called, pointing ahead. "Over there!"
"Moo!" The sea monster that was steering them towards Arlong Park suddenly moaned.
"Hey, don't get tired now..you hippo!" Sanji shouted in frustration.
"I think it's because of the beating you and Brother Luffy gave him earlier, Brother Cook." Yosaku pointed out.
The large creature began to swerve, turning towards the shore instead of the large building.
"Hey!" Luffy yelled. "Its this building! Where ya going?!"
"We're gonna crash!" Yosaku sobbed, clinging to Sanji. Even the den den mushi was shaking a little, and Luffy was also looking unnerved.
The hippo crashed into the shore and the boat, along with the three males and snail aboard it, were sent flying through the air.
"Yahooo!" Luffy shouted, holding the snail up so that it could take in the sights of the trees and the hard ground around it. "It's like we're really flying!"
Sanji growled. "That's because we are sent flying, you idiot!"
"We're gonna die!" Yosaku sobbed, clinging to the ship's main mast. "We're gonna fall and die!"
They eventually did fall, but it did nothing to stop them from continuously moving forward. They sped past large trees and bushes, seemingly going downhill.
"AUUU- Oh!" Luffy stopped mid scream. "Zoro?!"
"Bro!" Yosaku cried.
"Luffy?!" Zoro stared in shock as the ship swept him up, and he then he was soaring down the trail along with Sanji, Yosaku, Luffy, and the den den mushi. Except Zoro was stuck to the front of the ship.
They finally crashed into a bunch of trees close to another shore. The ship was in ruins, and it seemed like the only ones who came out unscathed were Luffy, Sanji, and the snail. Yosaku had his head stuck in a pile of the broken pieces of the ship.
"What the hell did you idiots think you were doing?!" Zoro yelled, nursing the bump protruding from his head.
"Whoops. My bad." Luffy replied, smiling as the snail lazily crawled onto his shoulder.
Click.
"Say that again, one more time!" Luffy grabbed Johnny by his shirt, no longer smiling his silly little smile. "And I'll kick your ass!"
"Luffy, stop!" Yosaku cried. "It's not as if Johnny is the one at fault here!"
"Well he's making up bull crap!" Luffy replied angrily.
The den den mushi was seated on Sanji's shoulder, shaking just a little at the sight of the pissed off Luffy. He wasn't used to seeing the future pirate king so pissed off. "Luffy.." Sanji muttered.
"There's no way that Nami would kill Usopp!" Luffy angrily bellowed. "We're crewmates! We're nakama!"
"Its fine if you don't want to believe me!" Johnny stated, tears flowing down his cheeks. "But I...I saw it with my own eyes!"
"Just who did you call your nakama, Luffy?" Nami stepped towards the little group, her arms crossed under her small bust.
"Nami.." Luffy muttered, staring at his navigator as she approached.
"What did you guys come to this island for?" She asked, pulling out her long staff and leaning against it.
"What're you talking about?" Luffy stood up and let go of the sobbing Johnny. "We're crewmates, aren't we? We came to get you!"
"Tsk. You're nothing but a nuisance." Nami rolled her eyes. "And "crewmates"? "Nakama"? Don't make me laugh. It was nothing but a stupid little alliance."
"Nami!" Sanji grinned. "It's me! Do you remember me? Let's set sail together!"
"Shut up!" Zoro glared at the love cook. "Can't you see that you're making things more complicated by butting in?!"
"What was that, you shitty marimo?" Sanji glared right back at him.
"I told you, she's a witch!" Johnny shouted, standing up to point an accusing finger at Nami. Zoro and Sanji halted their argument to look at Johnny. "If it means she can get her hands on the treasure hidden in the village... She'll gladly join the Arlong Pirates and even kill innocent people!"
Johnny glared at Nami. "She's just a cold blooded witch through and through! You've all been deceived since the very beginning!" Johnny shook his head at the den den mushi perched on Sanji's shoulder. "She murdered Usopp."
"...And? Would you like to avenge him?" Nami questioned them, putting her hand onto her hip. "Let me tell you idiots one thing. After that idiotic stunt that Zoro pulled, Arlong wants Roronoa Zoro and all his companions dead. Now matter how strong you all may be..you are no match for Arlong and his crew of fish men."
"I couldn't care less about that." Zoro replied. "Where's Usopp?"
"Where's Usopp?" Nami smirked. "Why...he's at the bottom of the ocean. I did kill him. Hehe."
Click.
"Oi. Zoro."
"What?"
"Do you think Nami really killed Usopp?" Sanji asked, placing a hand on the head of the small snail resting on his knee. Sanji was leaning against a tree, and across from him sat Zoro and Luffy who was laying on the ground.
"Who knows?" Zoro muttered. "Maybe after I called her a small fry she got pissed and really did kill him...I wouldn't put it past her.."
"Small?!"
Seconds later Zoro and Sanji were lunging at each other. "Nami's breasts aren't small!" Sanji shouted.
"Is that all you can think about- Oh!" The butt of Zoro's sword and Sanji's foot were on both sides of Usopp's cheeks.
"Hes alive!" Sanji stated in surprise.
"But maybe not anymore.." Zoro muttered.
Click.
"Usopp, you're alive!" Luffy cried. "Eh? What's with your face? Who did this to you?"
"Ah, that was actually him and I." Sanji stated, pointing at Zoro.
"You mean just you." Zoro replied.
"Ah you guys are all here!" Usopp smiled as the snail crawled up his arm and onto his shoulder. "Even you, love cook?"
"I've decided to come along too. Nice to meet you!" Sanji smiled innocently.
Whatever. In any case, the problem is Nami. She saved my life!" Usopp declared.
"Nani?" Luffy blinked in surprise.
"If you ask me..there must be a reason behind her joining the Arlong Pirates!"
"It's useless." A female with short, curly blue hair and big, dark eyes approached the group. "No matter what you do you won't be able to change Arlong's rule."
"Who's she?" Luffy asked.
"That's Nami's sister, Nojiko." Usopp replied.
"She's beautiful!" Sanji gushed.
"What do you mean by useless?" Zoro asked.
"Please don't involve yourselves with this village any further. I'll tell you about how things got this way." Nojiko sighed. "So in return I want you to just leave quietly."
Click.
The den den mushi has a mind of his own. I wonder if I should give him a name. He loves Luffy- well he loves all of the people in Luffy's crew. Especially Zoro and Nami. So yeah..the snail is most familiar with Nami, Zoro, and Luffy, but he enjoys Sanji's food and Usopp's nose.
Question: Luffy leaves when Nojiko tells the story of Nami and Bellemere. Should the den den mushi follow Luffy? Or should it stay to hear the rest of Nojiko's story along with Sanji, Usopp, and a "sleeping" Zoro?
Also, I know you guys already said who's fights you want to see right? I just wanted to make sure though. You want to see Usopp's fight and then make it in time to see Luffy vs Arlong? Or Zoro and Sanji's fight, then Luffy's vs Arlong?
I already have tons of broken Nami scenarios in my head so I already know what I'm gonna do with her. I just wanna know what you guys think I should do with the boys and Nojiko.
Please review!