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"Luffy, you need to save some food instead of eating it all! We're already low on meat!" The navigator sighed, placing her hand onto her hip and shaking her head.
"But Namiii.." Luffy whined, giving her his best puppy dog eyes (because Makino was never able to resist his puppy dog eyes!) But it didn't work on the lovely navigator.
Everyone was gathered around the table, and were resting a bit having just left the Twin Capes. Luffy, Usopp, and Zoro sat on one side of the table while Miss Wednesday, Mr 9, and Sanji sat on the other side. Nami was standing in the middle, with Moshi sitting on the table close to her.
"What can we expect, I mean he is a bottomless pit." Sanji stated, lighting up another cigarette. "Though I'm gonna have to buy a lock and put it on the fridge so that he won't have any late night snacks."
"Hey now, you can eat however much when we're gone but while we're here you're gonna have to share with us!" Mr 9 stated, giving Luffy a pointed glare.
"Share?" Luffy asked, picking his nose with his pinky.
"Does he even know the meaning of sharing?" Usopp muttered, sweatdropping at his captain.
"Yes! You'll have to share your meat with us while we are here!" Mr 9 stated, crossing his arms over his chest.
Steam seemingly shot out of Luffy's nose and he glared at Mr 9. "I'm not gonna share my meat with you, you tomato head!"
"T-Tomato head?!" Mr 9 huffed, touching his hair with his hand and sticking his nose into the air. "What a brat!"
"Hmph, throwing insults out now?" Miss Wednesday smirked. "Then I guess you could be known as...a monkey!"
"How unoriginal." Usopp stated.
"Then you're a peacock!" Luffy replied, pointing a finger at the blue haired woman.
"A peacock?!" She pouted, crossing her arms under her bust and silently counting to ten to control her anger.
"Oi Luffy! Don't mock the beautiful lady!" Sanji yelled, his teeth becoming fanged out comically. "She doesn't deserve to be called any kind of animal!"
"And you're a duck, Sanji." Luffy simply stated, pointing a finger at the blonde. His statement caused Zoro to burst into laughter and for Sanji to stand up with clenched fists. Steam was now shooting from the blonde's nose.
"Shut up, why are you laughing?! You're...you're a..." Sanji tried to think of something smart to call the green haired swordsman.
"A marimo!" Luffy nodded as if he had just solved the answer to a tricky question.
Sanji burst into laughter while Zoro glared at both Luffy and Sanji. "Oi, shut your traps! Damn love cook.."
Sanji quickly got into his face. "What did you call me, marimo?!"
"You heard me, ya damn duck!" Zoro growled in response, pushing his face against Sanji's in anger.
"Usopp, you're a snail because..let's be honest here... you're a bit slow when it comes to some things." Luffy continued to speak, looking at Usopp with such a serious expression.
"How am I the slow one?!" Usopp cried, slapping the air.
"And Nami-"
"Don't even think about calling me some animal or food!" The navigator spoke before he did, putting one hand onto her hip and holding the other hand up.
"Isn't it obvious what she is? She's a witch." Zoro stated, pointing at the navigator. "Any fool could figure that out."
"Eh?!" Both Nami and Sanji cried, and before you knew it the three were caught up in a heated argument (mostly consisting of "Damn love cook!", "Marimo head!", and "I should make you pay me money!")
Mr 9 was sitting in the corner, running his fingers through his hair and whining about how he was a king and how he didn't deserve this kind of treatment. Usopp had grabbed Luffy by his shoulders and was shaking him, trying to figure out why he was the "slow one"; though the rubber captain didn't seem to care and was lost in his own little world filled with meat.
Miss Wednesday was watching it all and, despite herself being called a peacock, she was smiling just a little. She looked at Moshi and shook her head. "What a strange group of pirates." She muttered, before reaching over and turning off the camcorder.
Gucha.
"There! All done!" Luffy smiled,with Moshi sitting on his shoulder, gazing up at his art work. "Its Mr Snow Barrel!" He happily stated.
Snow was falling from the sky and a large amount of it had indeed fallen onto the Merry- some of it was sitting in a pile on Luffy's precious straw hat. Luffy had taken advantage of this by building a snowman- it at least cured his boredom. The snowman he had built was a regular snowman, just with a barrel on his head, a green cape, and logs for arms.
"Hahaha! You amateur! You call that pathetic blob a snowman?!" Usopp smirked and pointed towards his creation. "Behold, a soulful inspired work of art! The snow queen!" He pointed to his snowman, or rather snow woman, and it was a woman in a dress seated on some type of throne with her legs crossed and one hand resting on the back of her neck.
"Woah, nice!" Luffy grinned. "But can your lady do this?" Luffy pushed the log on his snowman and it shot forward, hitting the snow queen in the face and ultimately knocking off her head.
Usopp stood there for a moment with his hands on his hips and smiling before tick marks appeared on his head.
"Just what the hell do you think you're doing?!" Usopp shouted, kicking Luffy's snowman in the face and knocking the barrel off of it.
"Hey! You big bully!" Luffy growled before jumping up and kicking Usopp in the face. Moshi was tossed onto the snowy railing, shuddering a bit as he landed on the cold snow. He and Nami watched as the two men went at it- one moment Usopp was throwing tons of snowballs at Luffy, and the next Luffy was rolling a huge snowball towards Usopp- all the while yelling idiotic insults at each other.
"How they can be so freaking energetic in the freezing cold is beyond me." Nami stated, wiping away the snow that surrounded Moshi with her gloved hands. She watched them for a moment longer before picking Moshi up and walking into the kitchen.
"Nami-Swaaaan~!" Sanji called, giving her a sweet smile as his eye turned into a heart. "Shall I shovel some more snow for you~?"
"Just keep going until it's all gone, thanks for your hard work!" She called in reply, smiling as she entered the kitchen.
"Why thank you!" Sanji nearly swooned. "My pleasure~!"
"Excuse me." Mr 9 glared at her as she entered the kitchen. "Does this ship have a heater? This kind of living style is inhumane!"
"I'm cold!" Miss Wednesday added, holding her nose into the air. Both of them had blankets wrapped around them and were shivering greatly while Nami was wearing a coat.
"Shut your mouths!" Nami yelled, her teeth becoming fanged out comically. "You are not guests here! You wanna warm up? Go shovel some snow or something!"
Suddenly a thunder clap could be heard, causing Nami to look out the window and look up at the sky in confusion."Lightning? First snow and now lightning...what is going on with this crazy weather? I've never seen anything like it. One minute it's a cloudless sky, the next it's a blizzard. It's like the normal rules of nature don't apply. Just as Crocus warned us..."
"So what do you think?" Miss Wednesday gave the navigator a mean smirk. "You ready to turn back yet?"
"You and your friends have no idea of how to survive this place." Mr 9 added.
"I noticed you haven't steered for awhile. Is that wise?" Miss Wednesday continued, putting her cheek into the palm of her hand.
"I know where we're heading, I just checked it awhile ago." Nami replied, walking out of the kitchen and placing Moshi onto her shoulder as she did so. As soon as she was outside, she let out an ear piercing shriek.
"What's wrong?!" Usopp called.
"Sounds bad.." Luffy muttered.
"Dont be afraid, I'll save you!" Sanji yelled, clasping his hands together and smiling goofily.
"Make a hard turn, 180° hurry!" Nami yelled.
"A 180?!" Usopp looked at her dumbfounded. "Why would you want us to turn back?"
"The ship is turned around! We're sailing in the wrong direction!" Nami replied, looking down at the log pose on her wrist. "I only took my eyes off the log pose for a second..I thought the waves were calm!"
"You aren't a very good navigator, are you?" Miss Wednesday asked.
"You shut up!" Nami shouted in reply, slapping the air.
"You can't trust anything here. Not the winds, waves, clouds..nothing is as it seems in the sea. The only way to get reliable direction on the Grand Line is with the log pose. Everyone knows that." Miss Wednesday continued to talk, rolling her eyes.
Nami kicked both Miss Wednesday and Mr 9 in their backs, sending them flying into the wall. "Both of you cut the craps and start doing something useful around here!" Nami then went back outside and called out directions, pointing her finger to and fro as she did so. The boys were doing everything she said and were trying their best to keep up with her orders. Meanwhile, Miss Wednesday and Mr 9 were shoveling the snow with deadpanned looks.
"This girl is crazy.." Mr 9 sourly muttered to himself.
"Hey Nami! It looks like the wind has changed!" Usopp called, pointing up at the sky. The clouds were clearing away, showing the sun. But it came with severely strong winds.
"Hey! Wake the hell up snowman, we're in a crisis!" Usopp yelled with his teeth becoming fanged out comically. Zoro was lazily lounged in his usual spot with his arms behind his head and snow covering most of his body- though he didn't show signs of waking up anytime soon and continued to snore away.
"Hey, I think I just saw a dolphin jump! Let's follow it!" Luffy stated.
"No!" Nami yelled, tick marks appearing all over her forehead as she took off her coat exposing her yellow skirt and her pink and black shirt.
"A fog is rolling in!" Sanji yelled, and pretty soon a thick fog covered the entire ship. It made it hard for even Moshi to see anything.
"This is crazy!" Nami screamed. "What's going on?!"
((Please note that our brave swordsman, Roronoa Zoro, was...quite bravely...snoring away.))
Gucha.
Moments later, Sanji and Usopp lay passed out on one side of the ship's mast while Miss Wednesday and Mr 9 were passed out on the other side. Moshi was just sitting there, trying to nudge them awake when he felt Zoro pick him up.
"Come on now guys." Zoro began. "I know the weather is nice and all but..that's no reason to be so lazy." He then turned to Nami, who was laying on the ground against the white railing. "We better be on the right track is all I can say."
"Shut up, you bastard.." Sanji, Nami, and Usopp inwardly thought.
"So what were your names again?" Zoro bent down in front of the two non pirates aboard the ship- they were very awake now. "I don't think you can be trusted."
"W-Well my name i-is Mr 9." Mr 9 shakily replied, leaning away from the sadistic looking swordsman.
"A-And I'm called Miss Wednesday." Miss Wednesday added, she too trying to scurry away from the frightening swordsman.
"Right." Zoro smirked. "You know those names sound familiar and that's what's bothering me. In fact, the more I think about it the more I'm certain I've heard them somewhere before." The two began sweating nervously, their lips quivering and their bodies shaking because what if he was able to figure out who they really were?
"Ooor maybe I haven- GAH!" Zoro cried out in pain as he felt a fist connect with his head. Above him stood Nami, a red aura radiating from her in waves.
"You jerk.." She growled. "You think you can just sleep while we do all the damn work?! You're lucky that we didn't toss your lazy ass overboard!"
Zoro glared at her, a green aura radiating from him as well and the two continued to glare at each other until flashes of white light appeared and Nami stood over Zoro- who was now nursing two huge bumps on his head. She walked past him and stood in the middle of the boat.
"Listen up everyone! There's no way to know what's gonna happen next! During the terror most of us just experienced I came to the understanding of why this sea was named the Grand Line! My navigation skills are useless here- anything could happen but mark my words I will guide us through!" She stood with a determined expression.
"Uh..okay...you sure about that Nami?" Usopp deadpanned.
"Without a doubt!" She nodded. "We're gonna be fine just wait and see! Speaking of which...we're here!" The boys, along with Miss Wednesday and Mr 9, stood up and looked at the seas ahead of them. Moshi was still resting on Zoro's shoulders. "Our first journey on the Grand Line comes to an end!"
"It's an island!" Luffy grinned and scrambled onto his special seat to get a better view of it.
Gucha.
"Those cactus are huge!" Luffy stated gleefully.
Miss Wednesday and Mr 9 hopped onto the railing of the ship and gave the pirate crew a smirk. Moshi sat safely on Sanji's shoulder.
"Thank you all for the ride, really, but we must be leaving." Mr 9 stated.
"It's been an interesting ride to say the least. So perhaps we'll meet again someday." Miss Wednesday added.
"Bye bye, baby!" They stated in unison before hopping off the railing and into the water where they then swam away.
"That was a quick exit." Nami said.
"Yeah, I guess we will never know just what those two nut jobs are up to." Usopp deadpanned.
"Hey, there's a waterway up ahead. I suppose we can just take Merry up the stream." Nami nodded her head.
"Hey, we should all be on the look out. With this thin fog and the fact that we are in the Grand Line...there could be monsters up ahead." Sanji said, holding his cigarette between two fingers.
"No problem! If we find monsters we can just leave!" Luffy stated.
"We can't Luffy! We have to stay on this island long enough for the log pose to record the island's magnetic field...according to Crocus." His navigator stated, pointing at the blue log pose.
"Let's not think about the monsters until we encounter them. They aren't even here yet!" Luffy shrugged.
"Alright everyone! Be ready to fight and run at the same time!" Zoro stated as Usopp began rambling about how he had some island disease and if they had heard of it and the usual Usopp stuff.
Gucha.
"Something is moving over there!" Luffy loudly stated.
"Who are they..?" Sanji muttered, peering at the figures standing on the rocks in the thick fog.
"Now be on your guard everyone." Nami said, holding Moshi in her arms. Usopp stood behind her with his slingshot drawn and ready for action.
All were on guard, waiting for something bad to happen. And then all of a sudden the mist cleared and...
" WELCOME TO WHISKEY PEAK~!"
Gucha.
Went onto YouTube to watch the episode where this stuff happened... I fell asleep halfway through, and when I woke up I didn't feel like watching YouTube so I made up half this stuff.
Thank you all for your wonderful ideas! I'll probably be using most of them (since I have no imagination) Also to my guest reviewer named Sonia...thank you xD I'm glad that you like the story and I hope that you continue to stick with me! Your english is perfectly fine, no worries!
School is back in session. I'd say not to expect fast updates but honestly...expect random updates, I always have these bursts of inspiration where I can finish a chapter in a day..and then sometimes I'll only be able to finish a chapter in like a week or two. There's this thing called writer's block which I have for everything that I write, even with this story
Mkay this is getting lengthy. Please review, got any ideas let me know, One Piece forever, you know the drill.