A/N Christmas is almost upon us and my gift to you is another chapter and I hope you'll give me the gift of reviews follows and favourites. I have two special shoutouts to give; the first is to Cybercoprsesnake who was the first reviewer of the last chapter and the other is to my really good friend Josh. I love you all. Live for the music. If you think I own this get your head examined
Kim entered her house with a pissed off look on her face and an aura that screamed fuck with me and die. Her brothers wisely decided to give her space to work out whatever was troubling her. Teenagers were weird.
Kim's mom wisely decided to leave Kim to her own devices until she was ready to talk. She'd come when she was well and truly ready.
Kim jumped on her bed her mind a jumble of emotions thoughts and memories that she was desperately trying to make sense of. But everything had one thing in common: Ron. She had known him since pre-K and hearing him say that being with other girls was refreshing felt like a blow to her pride.
Flashback
"KP not everything is about you, I had my heart set on you for so long that a change feels refreshing."
End of Flashback
How do you begin to process something like that? It's like Jerry telling Tom that he wanted to be chased by other cats. Thinking of that made Kim laugh as she remembered how when they were kids she and Ron had loved watching the show. Thinking of Ron made her spiral back into the emotional turmoil that she was in. Never had emotions felt so confusing before.
She looked at her phone trying to distract herself and found plenty of messages from Monique asking her to call her back. Kim dialled Monique's number desperate to indulge herself in anything that would help her forget.
"Hey girlfriend what's up?"
"Kim you won't believe what I overheard today."
"Is it a big sale at Club Banana?" she asked sounding very hopeful.
"No I wish. It's bigger than that."
"What could be bigger than a sale at Club Banana for you?"
"Maybe Bonnie saying that she has feelings for Ron and warning Tara not to try and take him away."
Monique proceeded to relay the whole conversation to Kim whose world was breaking down bit by bit.
What do you do when the world as you know it changes so fast that you are left grasping at straws and even then the straws themselves turn into snakes and bite your hand?
Magic. That's the only word that could describe Bonnie's hands as she massaged the knots out of his body in the hot tub. He had always known that she had exceptionally soft hands and it felt good to have those hands rub all over his body
Bonnie was silently thanking those missions that Ron went on for what they did to his body…his beautifully lean…well defined…almost perfect body. Bonnie's mind had begun conjuring up a very steamy scene between her and Ron where Ron had decided to thank her in his own special way for her massage. It began with him saying…
"You know Bon-Bon I really have to thank you for this wonderful massage."
Bonnie's breath hitched as she realised that Ron had said the words exactly as she had pictured him. She blushed a light shade of red as her mind conjured up a scene with her showing Ron just how athletic she could be.
Ron took her hand in his and looked in her eyes. Bonnie had never been so anxious in her entire life. No one had ever taken her breath away by such a simple action. She could feel herself get lost in his eyes and as he leaned in closer, she found herself leaning closer to reduce the distance between them.
Ron was taking a huge risk and that was putting it mildly. He didn't know how Bonnie would react to him kissing her but he would be damned if he allowed fear to stand in the way of him kissing her.
Their lips met.
Tara was in her room doing a bit of homework for Mr Barkin's class when he phone began to ring.
"Hey Jen"
"Is it true Tara? Is it true?"
Jennifer was a really cute auburn haired girl that was on the cheer squad who happened to harbour a really big crush for Ron after Camp Wannaweep.
"Is what true?" Tara had an idea of what Jen was possibly talking about but she didn't want to jump to any conclusions.
"Are Bonnie and Ron really engaged?"
The power of rumours getting exaggerated was something not to be taken lightly.
"Where did you hear that?" Tara sounded genuinely surprised and that made the auburn haired girl on the other end of the call pause slightly.
"I thought you knew. Everyone is saying that Bonnie already told you and asked you to be godmother of their kid."
Jen took Tara's silence as shock and quickly began comforting her friend.
"Oh my god T Bonnie didn't tell you? I guess it's because she knew that you were crushing on him. I guess she also saw what all of us saw in Ron how kind amazing awes…"
"Jen, Bonnie and Ron aren't engaged."
Tara had decided to interrupt because Jen wasn't going to shut up.
"I was with Bonnie today and she only said that she might have feelings for Ron but she hasn't done anything about them. You and I need to control this rumours before they go more out of hand than they have."
"But you are gonna tell me when they make you godmother."
Tara realised that Jen had said when not if.
Shego was reminiscing about her time with Ron. She had gotten to see or rather hear first-hand how good he sang.
Flashback
"So Ron what do you think of me?"
"Shego I don't think I need to say anything that might give you cause to inflict bodily harm upon me."
"Just say it I don't bite unless you want me to bite."
Ron could only blush as the implications of Shego's statements were not lost on him. Seeing that he was on his own without Kim coming to save him the situation couldn't get any worse.
"Shego when I think of you I think of a song."
Her mind began to wonder what music he thought would describe her.
'Probably something very romantic' Inner Shego squealed holding a plushy in her hands cuddling it to her rather well-endowed chest.
Cooler than me
If I could write you a song
And make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
But you probably won't.
You think you're cooler than me.
You got designer shades,
Just to hide your face
And you wear them around like you're cooler than me.
And you never say "Hey"
Or "Remember my name?"
And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me.
You got your high brow,
Shoes on your feet,
And you wear them around
Like they ain't shit.
But you don't know the way that you look,
When your steps make that much noise.
Shh I got you all figured out,
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.
Behind your make-up nobody knows who you even are
Who do you think that you are?
If I could write you a song
And make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
But you probably won't.
You think you're cooler than me.
You got designer shades
Just to hide your face
And you wear them around like you're cooler than me.
And you never say "Hey"
Or "Remember my name?"
It's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me.
You got your high brow,
Switch in your walk,
And you don't even look when you pass by.
But you don't know the way that you look
When your steps make that much noise.
Shh.
I got you all figured out,
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen.
Behind your make-up nobody knows who you even are
Who do you think that you are?
'Cause it sure seems ('cause it sure seems)
You got no doubts (that you got no doubts)
But we all see (we all see)
You got your head in the clouds
If I could write you a song
And make you fall in love
I would already have you up under my arm.
I used up all of my tricks,
I hope that you like this.
But you probably won't.
You think you're cooler than me.
You got designer shades,
Just to hide your face
And you wear them around like you're cooler than me.
And you never say "Hey"
Or "Remember my name?"
It's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me.
As soon as Ron had started singing all her visions of him serenading her with soulful romantic music vanished into thin air. In their place a plan began to form. She needed to make Ron see her as more than just a villain way out of his league and more as a romantic partner.
End flashback
Shego was going to get her man no matter what stood in her way. A crazy determined glint appeared in her eyes.
A/N There goes another chapter and even I'm not sure what will happen next. The next chapter should be out on Boxing Day another holiday present from yours truly so give me my holiday present of lots of reviews follows and favourites. Don't forget to tell your friends and family about this story. It might be the best Christmas present you get them ever. Sharlartan out
Merry Christmas 2015