"Do you think I'm that dumb?" Temari asked angrily, looking at the sleeping Shikamaru. "I'm naked, damn it!"
Shikamaru continued to snore, not bothered at all that he hadn't woken up for his girlfriend's visit.
"There is no way you're actually asleep," Temari muttered, positioning herself on top of him.
She inserted her hand into his pants and felt around. She giggled as he twisted about.
"Stop it, Temari," he moaned, still asleep.
"I GIVE UP!" she screamed, infuriated. "JUST ENJOY YOUR NAP!"
As she left, he opened one eye.
"I will!" he assured her.
Oh, she hated loving him.