"Shikamaru, this is all your fault!" Temari raged, throwing pillow after pillow at him.
"I didn't do anything!" Shikamaru protested, shielding his face from the barrage.
"You just existed!" Temari screamed, looking around for something else to throw at him.
"It was actually your choice!" Shikamaru pointed out. "I didn't even want one at first!"
Their baby looked from her mother to her father, confusion evident in her eyes.
"I wanted her to have blonde hair!" Temari whined.
"Now who's the crybaby?" Shikamaru smirked, patting his daughter's jet black hair.