A/N: I just noticed. These are not in any sort of chronological order. Sorry about that. Review!
"Hey Shikamaru, what'd you get me for our anniversary?" Temari asked him while she practiced throwing kunai with their daughter.
"What do you mean?!" Shikamaru looked nervous. "It's not our anniversary."
"You forgot again!" Temari accused him.
She put her hands on her hips and glared at him until he shamefacedly slipped out of the door to go buy her something.
"Mommy, your anniversary isn't for a couple months," her daughter said, pulling on Temari's blouse.
"Honey, Mommy's just teaching you one of the most important things you'll ever learn," Temari told her seriously. "How to control your man."