"Oi Temari, stop being so damn scary!" Shikamaru demanded.
"I'M NOT SCARY!" Temari raged. "I'M JUST ANGRY. ANGRY AT THE WORLD. DO YOU GET THAT?!"
"What about the 'miracle of life'?" Shikamaru smirked.
"What miracle?!" Temari shot back. "The miracle of throwing up and feeling fat and eating tons of ice cream?!"
"No, the miracle of having sex with you without dying," Shikamaru grinned.
"THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!" Temari shouted.
But he could see the smile pulling at the corners of her lips. And for him, that was enough.