The very first thing that Shikamaru said when he came back from a month long mission made Temari mad.
"Can you have dinner ready when I get home?" he asked after hugging her.
"I AM NOT A HOUSEWIFE!" Temari screamed. "I AM A SAND JOUNIN, A TALENTED KUNOICHI, AND I'M PROUD OF IT!"
"I didn't mean–" Shikamaru protested.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MEANT SHIKAMARU," Temari glared at him. "I'M LEAVING!"
She stormed off, back home, he assumed.
"I just wanted a meal cooked by her hands," Shikamaru sighed. "How troublesome."