"Have I ever told you about the first time I met your mother?" Shikamaru asked his daughter.
"No," she replied. "Tell me, tell me!"
Temari kept an ear out to ensure that he wasn't spreading any lies to their poor child.
"Well you see," Shikamaru told her. "We were in this battle. And then I let your mother win."
"Why?" she asked.
Shikamaru heard a bang from the kitchen and figured Temari was already mad.
"Because I didn't want her to be angry," he explained. "Because I already loved her."