A/N: Hey, I wrote a ShikaTema oneshot, and it's called Fairytale. If you guys wouldn't mind reading it, I'd love it if you gave me some feedback on that. Anyway read and review!

"You cannot possibly get any scarier," Shikamaru said suddenly.

"What?" Temari asked, hands on her hips.

Shikamaru gave her a sly grin.

"You cannot possibly get any scarier," he repeated. "It would be against the laws of the universe or something."

Temari positioned herself directly in front of him, moving her face right up against his.

"How's this for scary?" she smirked, glaring at him.

Shikamaru chuckled. Then, before she realized what he was doing, he kissed her, long and slow.

"You knew that I would do that," Temari groaned, pulling away.

"I didn't want to move," Shikamaru shrugged.