A/N: Lately, I'm having a hard time thinking up good scenarios for these. So if you have any suggestions, feel free to review or PM me :) Review!
Shikamaru was sleeping under a tree when a shinobi from another village came along.
"Ah, Konoha's famous shadow user," he sneered. "Let's fight."
Without opening an eye, Shikamaru made a rude gesture.
The other ninja, intent on dueling, started insulting him.
"Your wife is a whore!" he screamed finally.
Not a second later, he found a shadow hand around his neck. Shikamaru studied his handiwork with satisfaction.
"Don't you ever talk about Temari like that," Shikamaru warned.
The man could not reply and only watched him walk away.
"Only I'm allowed to insult that troublesome woman," Shikamaru called back, smirking.