In the Planet Onyx tavern; a ton of villains were crowding around the bar.
"Whiskey." said Vilgax.
"Tequilla." said Green Goblin.
"Vodka." said Loki.
"Rum." said Don Karnage.
"Gin." said Professor Calamitus.
"ROOT BEER!" Shouted Double Face(Saban Masked Rider).
The barkeeper groaned.
"Right away." said the barkeeper.
He started working on the drinks.
In another part of the bar Hater was talking to his friends: Rita & Zedd.
"So I give Peeper's hid old job back, but force him to take orders from Scourge the Hedgehog." said Hater.
The three started laughing.
"That's more evil then me." said Zedd.
"Yeah and man was Peepers glad." said Hater. "You know I may treat him bad sometimes but he's loyal."
"A little to loyal." said Rita.
Back at the bar; the barkeeper placed all the drinks that the villains ordered on the table.
"Whew, that was crazy." said the barkeeper.
He then stretched.
"I need a day off." said the barkeeper, "Haven't had one in years."
He then poured a shot of tequilla and slid it over to Broodwing.
"Thanks my good man and here's a tip." Said Broodwing and handed him $200.00.
The barkeeper took the money as Broodwing walked off.
"Yep, I need some time off." said the barkeeper.
Outside the bar; Big Time Beagle was approaching the place.
"Man it's good to come here." Said Big Time.
He then entered the tavern.
He saw his fellow Villains.
"And everybody loves me." said Big Time.
But everyone threw anvils at Big Time.
"GET OUT OF HERE!" everyone yelled.
Big Time Grumbled.
"Hey come on true this planet is where we evil being can be neutral but isn't the Anvil dropping to much?" He asked.
Everyone looked at each other.
Big Time walked over to the bar.
"The usual." said Big Time.
The Bartender nodded
"You got it Big Time." Said the Bartender.
However he steps on a banana peen and fell backwards and a cracking sound is heard.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY LEG!" The Bartender shouted.
Big Time groaned.
"Terrible service." said Big Time.
He then became conserned.
He walked behind the bar.
"Hey, you can't be back here." said the bartender.
"I'm sorry but you need help and I'll help." said Big Time. "Besides from the looks of it your leg may take a month to heal."
The bartender groaned.
"This will be one long month." said the bartender.
Big Time smiled.
"Glad you see it my way." said Big Time.
He then turned to the customers.
"Ok what will it be?" He asked.
Everyone then tackled Big Time before taking some drinks and leaving the bar.
"HEY GET BACK HERE!" yelled Big Time.
He ran off after the theives.