A/N: Thanks to Maerchen Freunde for the idea. Review!
Morning:
"Why not?" Temari asked with a pout.
"That face isn't working," Shikamaru smirked. "I don't want another kid."
"Fine," Temari sighed. "Whatever you say."
Night:
"Shikamaru, I'm getting lonely!" Temari called in a singsong voice.
He walked in to find Temari, devoid of clothing, lying in bed.
"I'll just keep you company then," he offered, taking his own shirt off.
Two Months Later:
"HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!" Shikamaru screamed.
"Well, we had sex," Temari began patiently.
"BUT–" Shikamaru interrupted.
"And I stopped taking the pill," Temari finished wickedly.
"Troublesome woman," Shikamaru muttered, glaring at his wife.