A/N: I know, it's been a while. Can't do much more than say sorry and give you this. Review! :)
"Shikamaru, I'm pregnant."
He looked at her carefully before grinning.
"Finally, Tem."
"Finally."
He pulled her onto his lap, a hand trailing over her stomach.
"You're only doing D-Rank missions, okay?"
She began to protest but he effectively cut her off with a hand over her mouth.
"For the baby, Tem."
"Looks like the little kunoichi's already bothering me."
He raised an eyebrow.
"It's going to be a boy."
"Girl."
"Boy."
"I'M THE MOTHER AND I SAY IT'S GOING TO BE A GIRL, DAMN IT!"
"Neither of us can actually control it."
"Shut up, you idiot."
"Loving the hormones already."