A/N: Prequel to chapter 34. Review!
Temari elbowed the sleeping Shikamaru.
"What is it?" he groaned.
"The baby's awake," Temari told him. "It's your turn."
"It was your egg," Shikamaru complained.
"Your sperm," she retorted.
"Your bed," he insisted.
"Your crappy condom," Temari said triumphantly.
Shikamaru grumbled something incoherent and got out of bed.
Once he reached the nursery, he picked up the child and started swaying.
"I poked holes in that thing for you, kid," he whispered. "Our secret, okay?"
At the door, Temari smiled.
Her revenge would come in the form of their next child.