A/N: Well, as promised, here is the first of hopefully several omakes!
Disclaimer: I still don't own RWBY, Rooster Teeth still do.
Omake: A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
The assorted members of team RWBY and JNPR held in a groan as the most annoying person in Beacon made an appearance at their library table.
Weiss had barely opened her mouth to ask what Neo wanted now when the multi-coloured girl pointed at Jaune, holding up her whiteboard with an angry frown.
YOU
"Me?" Jaune gulped.
I'M ONTO YOU, JAUNE ARC
"You are?" he asked in terrified confusion.
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
Her angry frown didn't budge.
EVERYDAY GUY WITH NO SKILLS JOINS ELITE SCHOOL FOR MONSTER KILLERS
She pointed at Ren.
BEST FRIEND IS FAR MORE SKILLED THAN YOU AND YET SURPRISINGLY FEMININE
She then waved her hand around at all the others.
AND CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY ATTRACTIVE GIRLS
She paused.
AND YANG
"God DAMN IT!"
YOU, JAUNE ARC
She pointed back at him dramatically.
ARE A GENERIC HAREM SERIES PROTAGONIST
She began pointing the girls out, starting with Pyrrha.
THERE'S THE ONE WHO'S COMPARATIVELY AWESOME BUT STUCK IN THE FRIEND ZONE
She pointed to Ruby.
THE CUTE LITTLE SISTER TYPE
Then Weiss.
THE SNOTTY RICH GIRL WHO PRETENDS NOT TO LIKE YOU
"I'm not pretending!"
SHUT UP RACIST
"Oh, for the last time-"
Neo held a hand up to shut her up.
ANYWAY, WHERE WAS I
She clicked her fingers, then pointed at Blake.
AH YEAH, THERE'S THE BROODY ONE WITH THE MYSTERIOUS PAST
Then Nora.
AND THE ONE WHO'S A COMPLETE F***ING MENTAL CASE
There was a moment of silence.
"...You missed one," Ren pointed out hesitantly.
OH FINE
Neo rolled her eyes.
AND THE BLONDE DITZ WITH A BIG CHEST
"-body, they won't find your body, I swear-"
Neo ignored the steadily more aggressive mumblings as she gave Jaune a determined look.
BUT YOU WON'T ENSNARE ME IN YOUR INSIDIOUS HAREM, JAUNE ARC
She narrowed her eyes.
I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR EVIL SEDUCTION FIELD AND I WONT LET YOU CLOSE ENOUGH TO TRY
She hefted her parasol.
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
She then vanished in a shattering of glass.
There was another moment of silence, as a group of red-faced teenagers experienced the kind of social awkwardness that can only come from red-faced teenagers.
"...What just happened?" Pyrrha said in a daze.
"I don't know," Jaune replied in confusion.
"I think... I think Jaune just became a natural Neo repellent," Ren spoke up tentatively.
It was the absolute, unequivocal, wrong thing to say.
The heads of every girl at the table turned, almost mechanically, towards the suddenly very nervous blonde boy. They considered him for a moment.
Then all hell broke loose.
"Hey, Jaune, we should totally ditch this place and-"
"D-don't get the wrong idea, Jaune, but -"
"-M... maybe we could go out for cookies and-"
"-I, I know I'm not much compared to the rest of the girls, but..."
It's almost like she plans this stuff, isn't it? Also, if anyone has any suggestions for scenes they'd like to see, let me know!