A/N: I feel like this would definitely be Temari's idea. Review!
Her lips started at his mouth, mischievously continuing downwards after kissing him.
"Tem, we can't," Shikamaru managed to say. "If somebody—"
"Stop analyzing," Temari shot back.
He could do nothing but nod; she was far too talented with her mouth for him to protest.
"You're amazing," Shikamaru sighed.
Temari smirked.
Suddenly, the doors flew open, and Naruto walked inside the room, ready to start complaining.
When he saw Shikamaru standing in Tsunade's office, and Temari on her knees in front of him, the traumatized blonde had a nosebleed and fainted.