A/N: Happy Holidays, everyone! Review!
"Woman, are you going to give me my Christmas present or not?" Shikamaru asked.
They had been sitting in silence for the past ten minutes, and he was getting impatient.
"Fine," Temari replied, glaring at him. "Hold on."
Perplexed, Shikamaru watched as his wife ran into the bathroom. She soon returned, holding something behind her back.
"Don't freak out, okay?" Temari told him.
Shikamaru nodded as she handed him the gift.
However, when he saw it, he promptly passed out.
Temari sighed.
"At least he didn't freak out," she shrugged, retrieving her positive pregnancy test from his limp hand.