Temari was sitting alone when the tipsy Shikamaru sat down across from her.
"Hey," he smiled. "You look great."
Temari rolled her eyes.
"Are you trying to seduce me, Nara?" she asked.
"Maybe," Shikamaru replied, raising an eyebrow suggestively.
"Okay," Temari shrugged. "Let's go to my place."
The next morning, when Shikamaru woke up, he was in Temari's bed, and there was a note on the pillow.
Asshole,
If you're wondering, we didn't have sex. Next time, have the courage to proposition me without alcohol, and MAYBE I'll consider it.
Now, get out.
-Temari
Shikamaru grinned.