"Fuck you!" Temari shouted, as she burst through Shikamaru's front door.

Choji and Ino were shocked into silence. With an angry glare, Temari left just as quickly as she had come.

"I'll be back later," Shikamaru sighed.

He met Temari outside the apartment complex, where she stood smiling.

"That was quite a performance," Shikamaru remarked.

"Of course," Temari smirked. "We have to be discreet."

As the couple began kissing, Ino opened a window in Shikamaru's apartment.

"We know already, idiots!" she shouted.

Temari immediately punched Shikamaru in an attempt at a cover up; Choji and Ino nearly died laughing.