When Temari entered the apartment, Shikamaru was standing in a corner, paralyzed by fear.
"You're kidding, right?" she laughed.
A mouse stood in the middle of the apartment, peacefully eating crumbs.
"Mice give me the creeps," Shikamaru explained slowly. "Can you just kill it?"
"What's in it for me?" Temari shrugged.
"Anything!" Shikamaru exclaimed. "Just get rid of it."
"Make sure you remember that later tonight," Temari smiled, before killing the mouse.
Later that night…
"Come on, Shikamaru!" Temari moaned. "Harder!"
The man giving her a back rub frowned.
"This is not what I had in mind," Shikamaru sighed.