As Shikamaru pulls his pants up and Temari gets to her feet, terror strikes his heart.
"That couldn't have gotten you pregnant, right?" he asks.
"Sure, Shikamaru," Temari replies, rolling her eyes. "Your semen will go through my mouth, down my esophagus, and straight into my uterus, where it will proceed to get me pregnant."
Shikamaru looks at her, jaw hanging open.
"Wait, really?!" he exclaims.
Temari slaps her palm to her forehead in exasperation.
"For a smart boy, you are an idiot sometimes," she tells him.
"Are you serious?" Shikamaru asks, still horrified. "Could you be pregnant?!"
Temari sighs.