"Ah'm comin" called Mary Kelly from the other room, straightening her always immaculate white apron. She opened the front door to a tall dark haired man with wintery blue eyes, porcelain skin and a beautiful smile. "Ah Jack welcome love come in outta the cold Lady Ireland told me you'd be a-knockin" she twittered in the Irish lilt she always adopted when hoping to impress and ushered the man inside.

"It's always a pleasure to see you my lady, is Alana still here?" Jack said in a cheerful voice and Mary looked at the younger man fondly "no love she left a half hour ago do ya have my orders?"

Jack bowed and offered her some papers, Mary had no idea how he always kept his top hat seated firmly upon his head whilst doing so. "His lordship told me to give you these" murmured Jack watching her carefully "aye lad… Jack the Ripper eh? I'll have to ask around abou tha one lad-but dunnae worry we'll find 'im" Jack smiled at her, the usual charming smile that was completely fake and calculated, not that fooled everyone.

Well, almost anyone, of course His wonderful Lordship- the British Empire and his darling sister Northern Ireland-Alana who taught him everything he knew.

"Would you like some tea love?" said Mary she had always liked Jack you could tell that Arthur and Alana meant a lot to him, he treated Alana like a sister and she could definitely tell he loved Arthur. It wasn't right in the eyes of society but who was she to judge? A prostitute without a penny to her name. "If you wouldn't mind Mary."

As soon as Mary Kelly was bustling about making tea Jack calmly polished his knife with a smirk upon his face, Jack the Ripper was closer than Mary Kelly had thought and in fact, he was in her house. She was the last victim of Jack the Ripper her name was Mary Jan Kelly the prostitute and Spy.

Arthur sighed deeply, staring at the darkening sky reminiscing about the past whilst smoking. "I knew I'd find you here." Said India walking slowly out of the conference building, dragging his feet as if he expected to be screamed at. "Yeah I'm just thinking." He replied quietly without looking at the dark haired and skinned man. "You… have you been doping again?" The idea terrified India, Arthur and drugs- well let's just say he didn't want to go down THAT path again. "No mild sedatives prescribed by my best doctors. This way I can't get mad and ask America to blow up the world or something…" England replied vaguely his eyebrows furrowing into a frown.

"That's a relief I thought you may start another Poe incident again, all that horror." India shuddered and the nations began filing out of the hall. "I like writing horror." Said Arthur mildly his mood calming completely summoning flying mint bunny. It appeared from nowhere then sat in his golden hair and India couldn't help but laugh. Arthur scowled "what!" that only made it worse and India was in hysterics.

"F-flying mint bunny." he choked and Arthur finally realized and started laughing too. It was a beautiful sound- rich musical and precious it caused all the other nations to turn and stare at the two oddballs in confusion and surprise. Arthur never laughs, ever. Australia and Hong Kong recorded it and Hungary started squealing about Brindia and incest.

"Thanks mate I needed that." Said Arthur trying to get a hold of himself. "Any time Iṅgalaiṇḍa as long as there's no more Poe." England gave him another of his rare smiles causing more camera flashes and a nosebleed for Hungary. "Oi jerk-England can we go now it's time for me to spend a week with you instead of stupid Gibraltar! C'mon let's go!" whined Sealand appear from nowhere and tugging on England's sleeve.

"All right all right sorry India old chap me and Sealand have to be off, cheerio." He said walking towards his car along with the tiny blonde nation. Sealand clambered inside as England went to ask America about the next meeting. Which promptly caused South Italy to scowl and shove Antonio away then stomp towards the Brit.

"Oi Tea Bastard!" yelled Lovino "nice car!" Arthur smirked "indeed it is. Rolls-Royce Phantom Extended Wheelbase released in 2005 such a beautiful car... Ah the classics never seem to get old." Lovino nodded then shot an icy glare at America causing him to glare back "Alfred I think Mattie wants you."

"I didn't know you liked cars" said Lovino curiously Arthur shrugged "I like a lot of things…" Lovino frowned "like what?" Arthur hummed thoughtfully "motorbikes" Lovino stared "no shit" Arthur smirked "I have tattoos and piercings too maybe I'll show them to you sometime."

"When" demanded Lovino "Meet me tomorrow at the bar im going drinking with Gil and Den your welcome to join us."

"I'll be there bastard."

"Yes and so shall I" chuckled Jack, watching his nation from afar.