A/N: WARNING: Tonight is bonfire night so here is a poem not written by me

Remember, remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason, why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, guy, t'was his intent
To blow up king and parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below
To prove old England's overthrow.

By God's mercy he was catch'd
With a darkened lantern and burning match.
So, holler boys, holler boys, Let the bells ring.
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the king.

And what shall we do with him?
Burn him!

HAPPY BONFIRE NIGHT!

The four mages had walked around the museum for some time now and since both Natsu and Sting took it upon themselves to lead the group this naturally caused some problems. When one said left the other said right and to be honest it was starting to annoy Erza, who had tried very hard to ignore them.

"Now you got us lost!" Natsu shouted as they stood in the corridor which they had been in moments ago.

"No we're going the right way" Sting countered.

Natsu frowned "So is that why we've passed this same corridor for.." He paused to count on his fingers "The eighth time!" He exclaimed.

"Where'd you get eight from?" Sting asked

"One...when we left...two when we passed those stairs and came back here...three when we-"

"You don't need to count...I trust that you can count to eight" Sting added with a smirk.

"And I trust that got us lost" Natsu shouted.

"That doesn't make sense!" Sting shouted back at the salmon haired dragon slayer.

Rogue just stood amused at how childish the two were acting, after all it would be assumed that as Sting was a guild master he would have at least some level of maturity so combined with Natsu the two dragon slayers were arguing like preschoolers.

As he stood in the safety of the shadows, Rogue watched as a visible tick mark appeared on the back of Erza'a head. Deciding that the two deserved their oncoming fate he watched with his usual emotionless face as the queen of the fairies back-handed both dragon slayers and sent them both to the floor with pain.

He almost flinched as Erza advanced towards him, however he instantly realised that her calm demeanour had returned "Rogue, how about you lead the way..." Erza suggested however the shadow dragon slayer could easily tell that wasn't a request but an order and instantly lead the way for Erza and of course Sting and Natsu to follow.

"It seems as if the trail has come to an end..." Rogue concluded as what Natsu had dubbed as 'Team Fairy Tooth' had arrived at a dead-end in the form of an exhibit of a distant continent. There was a sudden loud thud and Rogue turned to find Natsu lying on the ground whilst rubbing two large welts on his head whilst Sting laughed like a guilty school boy.

Rogue just sighed as he glanced around the room, like the rest of the museum the rest of the upper floors were built entirely out of glass an allowed them to see right out through the roof and to the sky, which gave the appearance as if they were in the clouds.

"Magnificent...isn't it..." Said an unfamiliar voice.

All the mages turned around to see a cyan haired man standing before them and he looked a little too pleased with himself.

"The bastard from before..." Natsu growled, the dragon slayer had held a grudge over being placed in a skeleton dragon cage without any magic.

"So I see you two managed to escape..." Emmanuel started as he took a step closer towards team Fairy Tooth "However I can't help but notice that you're missing two mages...the boy and the cat"

"They're nothing to do with you..." Erza spat as she too took a step forward as if accepting Emmanuel's challenge.

"Erza-San...I'm not going to hurt your friends" He stated as he pulled a teal lacrima out of his pocket. He threw it in the however instead of falling straight to the ground the lacrima started to levitate whilst displaying a video image of Gray walking through one of the many corridors. Emmanuel pulled out two more lacrima's, one showing a video image of the exceed team and another of Rissy.

"I merely wish to slow them down" He hissed and before anyone could react a cyan coloured magic circle appeared in front of his outstretched hands and once that disappeared, Team Fairy Tooth were facing multiple copies of the cyan haired mage.

"You" Emmanue shouted as he pointed to the duplicate on the far right "Go after the exceeds...I don't want them getting the blonde's keys"

"You bastard" Natsu shouted as flames engulfed his fists, however one duplicate kicked him in the stomach whilst the other punched him in the jaw.

"And you..." Emmanuel shouted as he pointed to the duplicate on the far left "Take out the ice mage...he can't get to the blonde" Emmanuel stated. Both duplicates nodded before exiting the room in separate directions.

Emmanuel then turned back to face Team Fairy tooth with a smirk on his face; Natsu was fighting two of the duplicates whilst Sting and Rogue had teamed up to fight the remaining two which just left Erza.

As if sensing a presence behind him, Emmanuel swiftly turned at the last moment, giving him just enough time to summon a blade to block Erza's blow.

His smirk widened at the red head's reaction; as she had assumed that he was the simple feeder he retained the element of surprise.

"I see that you are skilled with your sword..." Erza stated as the mages both retracted their blades.

"I wouldn't say skilled..." Emmanuel hissed as his grip tightened "just basic tricks to be able to defend myself" he added before swinging his sword once more, however Erza was much faster and was able to deflect the bow and send Emmanuel staggering backwards.

"Well you would have had me fooled" Erza said as the pair began to circle each other like wild wolves, both daring the other to strike. To make a move.

"Well maybe Erza-San you underestimated me?" Emmanuel stated as he took a step forward and watched as Erza's grip on her own weapon tightened.

"Perhaps I have..."

"We're Team Exceed and we're here to shout that the magic of friendship is what it's all about..." Lavender sang for the umpteenth time as the exceed team walked through another corridor.

Lector placed his paws over his ears in frustration whilst Frosch happily skipped along to Lavender's singing and Happy tried his best to ignore the lilac exceed.

"How do you make it stop?" Lector shouted, his paws still placed over his ears caused him to raise his voice.

Happy simply shrugged his shoulders "I just try to ignore it..." He suggested

Lector groaned "But it's so annoying" He moaned

Frosch suddenly stopped skipping to turn to its friend "Frosch thinks so too!" It happily declared, causing Lector to face palm.

"We're Team Exceed and we're here to shout that the-"

"Stop singing!" Lector shouted which caused all the exceeds to freeze

"Why?" Lavender asked after a short silence

"Becausse its annoying" Lector stated matter of factly

"Rissy-Chan never thought my singing was annoying...and Happy doesn't either" She said as she turned to face the blue exceed "Do you Happy?" She asked

Happy instantly paled (if it was possible through all the fur) Most of the men at Fairy Tail had told him that if a woman asked for an opinion to always give them what they wanted to hear. However what confused the blue exceed was that the women of Fairy Tail had always told him to tell the truth...so understandably he was conflicted...lie to spare Lavender's feelings or simply tell her the truth .

"Well...annoying isn't exactly a word I would use to describe it...maybe slightly irritating?" Happy offered however he instantly regretted it after seeing his friends eyes fill up from un-shed tears.

"But...they're the same thing.." She said sadly

"Lavender..."

"Ha...told you it is annoying" Lector stated before he stuck his tongue out at the lilac colored exceed.

"Sorry if I annoyed you guys..." Lavender stated before she ran off as fast as her small legs could carry her.

"Lavender...wait!" Happy shouted as he started to run after her however as he came to the end of the corridor she was nowhere to be seen.

Thanks to the enhanced speed that her magic gave her Rissy was able to dodge the knives that Esther threw at her, however even with her speed, Esther still had very good aim and was always able to throw her knives so that the salmon haired woman had next to no time to dodge her attacks.

Esther had just called back her knives and watched with a smirk as Rissy dared her to move, however even through her mask of determination, Esther could tell that she was wearing her down and was only a matter of time before she would slip up.

"Give up..." Esther hissed as she twirled one of her knives between her thumb and index finger "You're aren't even trying to fight me and you can't dodge forever" Esther added with a smirk.

Rissy just shook her head before she wiped away the bead of sweat from her brow "Sorry ...I can't do that" Rissy stated with a shrug.

Esther frowned before quickly throwing one of her knives at the salmon haired woman. Rissy once again narrowly avoided the blade however the knife managed to pierce her top at her side and as a result pinned her to the wall. She immediately started trying to pull the knife out of the wall however to her amazement the weapon wouldn't budge.

Esther only laughed at Rissy's attempts to free herself and watched in amusement as she tried to free herself from her place against the wall. "Only I can 'wield' the knives..." Esther said which only caused Rissy to narrow her eyes in confusion. "You don't know what wield means do you?" Esther asked with a smirk.

Rissy only pouted which caused Esther to laugh once more "I can't believe that I'm still surprised at how dense you are!" She exclaimed between her fits of laughter.

"Just tell me what it means..." Rissy moaned once she had given up her attempts to escape.

Esther quickly wiped away the tear that threatened to escape "wield' is like to control or to have" Esther explained.

"Oh...so you mean only you can move the knives?" Rissy asked

"Yes" Esther responded almost immediately "And know that's cleared up- what are you doing?" She asked as she spotted Rissy fiddling with the seam of her shirt.

"Isn't it obvious...?" Rissy asked before there was a loud rip and her shirt fell to the floor in shreds

Esther just stared at the younger woman wide-eyed "Y...you can't fight like that!" She exclaimed as she gestured to a now topless Rissy.

Rissy frowned "Why not?" She asked as she folded her arms over her chest.

"Because...it's distracting" Esther stated matter of factly

"Oh..." Rissy said quietly "I understand" She said before she started fiddling with the waistband of her pants.

"W...what are you doing!" Esther exclaimed

Rissy frowned once more at the cyan haired woman "You said it was distracting when I didn't have on a shirt so now I'm making it even" Rissy simply stated as she tossed her pants aside to where her ripped shirt lay.

"B...but..." Esther started however she couldn't complete her sentence as she stared at the salmon haired woman only dressed in her underwear.

"You're such an awkward turtle, Esther" Rissy stated which instantly caught her attention.

"Awkward...turtle...?" She asked confused about where Rissy came up with such an idea.

Rissy nodded her head "I'm not... an awkward turtle..." Esther growled

"Then prove it..." Rissy answered with a shrug

Esther nodded before reaching behind her neck for the zip of her dress.

"Stupid museum...scary skeletons that look like people..." Lucy muttered to herself once she walked out of the human body exhibit...there were some things that just shouldn't be on display. After walking around in circles and possibly becoming scared for life Lucy had come to no luck in finding any of her friends. The lacrima screen had long ago stopped showing images of Erza and Natsu so Lucy had just placed the now useless lacrima in her pocket.

After turning a corner into the metals exhibit, Lucy gasped as she spotted a familiar mage.

"Gray!" She happily exclaimed as she ran over to greet him.

"Lucy..." Gray said as he turned to face her

"Gray where are the others?" Lucy asked and Gray smirked as he knew that she had meant Natsu.

"He's probably fighting that Emmanuel" Gray told her and Lucy nodded before widening her eyes.

"What do you mean he?" She asked which caused Gray to smirk however to increase his amusement he ignored her and walked away.

"Gray...what do you know!" Lucy exclaimed as she ran after the ice-make mage.

As Lucy ran over to where she had seen Gray walk off to she instantly was met with a very large wall.

"Ow...I should really look where I'm going..." She muttered as she stepped away from the wall, however as she looked up she realised that it was not a wall butt a person...the same person that had imprisoned her.

"Gray...if you're here...now would be a good time to come out!" Lucy shouted as stepped backwards away from the cyan haired man. Fear instantly crept up inside her as he advanced towards her and the celestial mage had little time to think of a plan.

All thoughts went out of the window as the cyan haired man placed a hand on her shoulder and blonde out of pure instinct kicked him in the stomach. Her attack managed to knock the wind out of him and the cyan haired man was sent to the floor clutching in stomach in obvious pain.

"Nice shot..." Gray said and Lucy smiled

"Thanks...but where did you go!" She shouted

Gray shrugged "Thought you were behind me..." He stated which caused Lucy to face palm.

"So what do we do with him?" She asked after a short silence

"Leave him...he's only a duplicate" Gray stated before he walked off which caused Lucy's eyes to widen.

"H..how did you find this out?" She asked as she jogged over towards him.

Gray turned to face her "He had hardly any magic energy on him...compared to the amount I felt before...and that was the only explanation" Gray concluded

Lucy nodded before she carried on walking...she really needed her keys

So what did you think of that?

Since I was MIA I decided that I owed another chapter and of course bonfire night! Did I mention that I love fireworks and celebrating a holiday based around an assassination attempt of a King?

Any Who...Stay tuned for the next chapter 'Natsu Doesn't Have These'

JustAnotherFairy :)