Shikamaru sits alone in the small room. In a few minutes, he will have to stand in front of hundreds of people, waiting for Ino to walk down the aisle.
"Stop!"
Shikamaru turns to find Temari standing behind him. She appears to have just kicked down the door.
"You can't marry Ino!" Temari says forcefully. "I love you."
She marches towards him and catches him in a long kiss.
"Shikamaru," she begins. "Please—"
"I'm the best man," Shikamaru interrupts. "It's Choji's wedding, idiot."
Temari's jaw drops.
"I-I-I," she stutters.
"Don't worry," Shikamaru smirks. "I love you too."