A/N: A few days late, but happy Valentine's Day! :)

The main character was down on one knee in a fancy restaurant, preparing to propose with the ring he had just slipped into his girlfriend's champagne.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes, wondering why he had let Temari drag him to another romantic comedy.

"I hope you don't propose like this," Temari snorted. "So cheesy."

"Excuse me?" Shikamaru replied, shocked out of his boredom.

Temari suddenly sat up very straight, spilling her popcorn all over the floor.

"Nothing!" she exclaimed. "Nothing!"

"Looks like somebody wants to be a Nara," Shikamaru teased.

Temari muttered something rude under her breath; Shikamaru just smirked.