"Temari, who doesn't like the beach?"

"Who would've thought you would like it? What is there even to do?"

"Nothing! I get to stare at clouds all day, and it's socially acceptable – isn't that enough?"

"What a crap reason."

"Well, what's yours?"

"I'm not telling."

"Really?"

A pause.

"You'll laugh at me."

"Maybe."

"Shikamaru, my hair frizzes up every time!"

"Seriously? Your hair is always frizzy!"

Another pause, and a deadly glare.

"In a beautiful way?"

An intensifying glare, and a sigh.

"No beach then."

A grin, and a kiss on the cheek.

"We'll cloud watch at home, Shikamaru, promise."