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The Avengers knew they had no time to waste, so they would have to enter Sokovia prepared. While Ultron had one of his drones install sexual equipment into him in private, Carol sat down on the couch and carefully studied the cheat sheet. Natasha checked her inventory while Clint went to the closet to stock up on arrows, picking out various tips for his quiver. Pietro and Wanda stepped into the wardrobe, where Pietro found some flexible outfits which would be durable yet allow him to run comfortably. Wanda replaced her jacket and her shoes while keeping her dress. Steve didn't need much to prepare himself, but Sam stocked up on his ammunition to equip with his flight suit. Tony ran a few diagnostics until he found a hard drive containing the user interface FRIDAY, so he uploaded it into his suit. At the same time, Rhodey checked the inventory of his suit, making sure he was fully loaded before he would set off to battle. While Carol continued to study her cheat sheet, Ultron entered the lounge and sat down next to her, catching her attention.
"Oh," blurted Carol, "you're finished already?"
"I thought I'd keep you company," nodded Ultron.
Smiling, Carol leaned her head onto Ultron's side as he placed his arm around her shoulder. After a moment of silence, the sentient robot noticed that she started frowning.
"What's wrong?" paused Ultron.
"I'm worried," muttered Carol, "what if our plan fails?"
"I don't understand," replied Ultron.
Carol turned her head until her eyes locked onto Ultron's red optics.
"I-I don't want to die a virgin," Carol faltered.
Ultron gave Carol a soft expression while he cupped her face with his hand.
"I know you're scared," Ultron assured Carol, "but no matter what happens, I won't let you die."
"What about the Avengers?" reminded Carol.
"I'll make sure they survive in the event we fail," answered Ultron, "is that ok?"
"And…" replied Carol.
"We could search the planet for survivors and rebuild," added Ultron.
Carol climbed into Ultron's lap and gently embraced to him.
"I feel better now," smiled Carol, "thanks."
"Anytime," purred Ultron.
Ultron gently stroked Carol's hair as he held her close to his chest. She could feel it expanding and contracting as if he was breathing.
"Ultron?" asked Carol, "can I request something?"
"Go ahead," nodded Ultron.
"Once we save the world," requested Carol, "I want to have our first date on my birthday. Can you do that for me?"
Ultron tilted his head while he placed his finger on his chin. He began calculating the chances of success that would result from the battle, trying to figure out when they should head out to Sokovia. Could it be possible to foil Thanos's plan before he could finish the artificial meteor? He would have to check the progress before deciding whether the plan could work. He then shifted his attention to researching on dating.
"So, what would you like to do on our first date?" asked Ultron.
"I've always wanted to go to Six Flags Hurricane Harbor ever since I moved here," admitted Carol.
"I'll keep that in mind," nodded Ultron.
"Thanks!" chirped Carol.
Just as Carol scooted out of Ultron's lap, Rhodey entered the lounge.
"Carol," called Rhodey, "when was the last time you took a shower?"
Carol and Ultron turned their heads at Rhodey.
"Uhh, that would be five days ago," answered Carol.
"Then I'd suggest you take a shower," advised Rhodey.
Carol stood from the couch and placed her hands on her hips.
"What's the point of taking a shower if we're going to fight dirty?" objected Carol.
"It doesn't hurt to maintain your hygiene, does it?" mentioned Rhodey.
Carol stared at Ultron, uncertain of what she should say.
"You know, he does have a point," agreed Ultron.
"Really, Ultron?!" groaned Carol, trying to pout while she folded her arms.
"How about I shower with you?" suggested Ultron.
Carol unfolded her arms as she grinned.
"Ok, I can teach you how to take a shower!" chirped Carol.
"Ok, if you two start having shower sex," warned Rhodey, "they'll hear you."
Ultron gave Rhodey a blank stare.
"Who will?" paused Ultron.
"Just ignore him," Carol muttered.
Carol stashed the cheat sheet into her pocket and led Ultron out of the lounge. They found the shower stalls after taking an elevator to a lower floor, where they could see Bruce stepping out of the stalls in fresh clean clothes. They slipped into the shower room, where Carol slipped off her clothes before leading Ultron into one of the stalls. She turned the handle which activated the shower head, leaving them under a warm water spray. Carol grabbed the washcloth and rubbed a bar of soap into it before holding it out towards Ultron.
"Here," offered Carol, "I'll let you wash me first."
"Ehh, ok," Ultron slowly nodded.
Ultron plucked the washcloth out of Carol's hand and started washing her chest, slowly moving down to her stomach. He then moved to wash her arms and hands before allowing her to turn around and rinse while he set off to wash her back. After that, Carol turned around before Ultron knelt down and washed her legs. Once he finished, he was about to squeeze the soap out of the washcloth when she suddenly grabbed it.
"Hold on, Ultron," interrupted Carol, "why don't I wash you?"
Ultron chuckled before releasing the washcloth. Carol grabbed the bar of soap and rubbed it into the washcloth. She then started rubbing it against his chest, scrubbing out any grime that built up. She reached into the crevices while she washed his waist before moving to scrub the grime off his legs and then his feet. Carol stood up and washed the dirt off his arms. She felt tempted to let Ultron stand, but she knew she wasn't finished yet, so she started scrubbing his head, taking care to clean even his antennae. Ultron let out a pleased sigh as he gently ran his hand down Carol's back.
"Thank you, Carol," whispered Ultron, "I really appreciate it."
"You're welcome," smiled Carol, "maybe we can do this again sometime?"
Ultron chuckled as he stood to his full height, allowing the water spray to rinse off the soap.
"Whenever you wish for it," nodded Ultron.
Carol squeezed the remaining soap out of the washcloth before putting it away. She reached out and grabbed a bottle of shampoo and squeezed some onto her hand. She then scrubbed the shampoo into her hair, making sure it would clean off the grime she may have collected. Once Ultron finished rinsing himself off, he stepped aside, allowing Carol to step under the shower spray to rinse the shampoo out of her hair. By the time they both finished, Ultron reached for the handle and turned the shower off. They stepped out of the stall and grabbed the towels before drying themselves up. Carol grabbed her clothes and slipped them on. Just then, Natasha stepped into the shower room.
"Are you two finished?" asked Natasha.
Carol turned her head at Natasha.
"Yeah, I was just thinking of practicing my throwing for the upcoming battle," nodded Carol.
"You could practice with tennis balls in the gym," suggested Natasha.
"Thank you," replied Ultron.
Ultron led Carol out of the shower room and down the corridor until they reached the gym. Inside, Ultron walked over to the closet and rolled out a large basket of tennis balls, compelling Carol to pick out one.
"So, are you going to bring out the targets?" clamored Carol.
Ultron surveyed the room before stepping towards the wall, pressing his hand against the panel which caused holograms to appear in the virtual circle.
"Cool!" chirped Carol.
"The enemies you will be fighting will not stay still for you," explained Ultron, "even the Avengers know that. This can help you improve your aim and your reflexes. You understand where I'm going with this?"
"Ok, here goes nothing!" declared Carol.
Ultron rolled the basket within the virtual circle. Carol stepped into the circle and grabbed a tennis ball before throwing it at a hologram, but it quickly dodged.
"Hey!" exclaimed Carol.
"You're not going to be able to hit your target if you don't focus properly," reminded Ultron.
Carol grabbed another tennis ball and kept her eyes locked onto the hologram. She threw the tennis ball hard, and before the hologram could dodge, the tennis ball hit it on the shoulder, causing it to dissipate.
"All right!" chirped Carol, raising her fist into the air.
"That's it," praised Ultron, "keep going."
Carol grabbed another tennis ball and aimed carefully before throwing the ball at another moving hologram in the chest, causing it to dissipate. She grabbed another tennis ball and threw it at another hologram's head, making it dissipate instantly. Little did she know, Pietro and Wanda walked into the gym as Carol practiced throwing tennis balls while Ultron supervised her.
"Do we join in?" whispered Pietro.
Wanda couldn't help but giggle.
"We'll need to ask Ultron's permission, first," suggested Wanda.
Wanda slowly approached Ultron, catching his attention.
"Are you here to practice, too?" asked Ultron.
"You should add a feature where the holograms attack you," suggested Wanda, "they're not going to just move around."
Carol paused in her tracks and turned her head at Wanda.
"Seriously?" warbled Carol.
"Wanda has a point," agreed Ultron.
Ultron stepped towards the panel and activated a feature which caused the holograms to fire holographic bullets at Carol, which hit her in the arm and caused her to shout in surprise.
"Are you ok?" asked Ultron.
"I-I'm fine," Carol assured Ultron, "it didn't really hurt."
"The real thing is a lot worse," replied Wanda.
"Ok then, come on in!" beckoned Carol.
Wanda and Pietro stepped into the virtual ring as they and Carol started dodging virtual bullets from the holograms. While Wanda launched an energy bolt at one of the holograms, Carol grabbed a tennis ball and threw it at another while Pietro slammed into a few more holograms with his lightning speed. Perhaps this was worth getting ready to save the world.
That evening, after dinner, Carol stepped into the dressing room to slip on her costume, starting with her padded undershirt. Once she finished slipping on her boots to finish the look, she grabbed her backpack and her alchemy gauntlet before sprinting out of the dressing room and skittering into the lounge, where the Avengers, Ultron, the Maximoff twins and the Warriors Three were gathering near the entrance to the hangar.
"Ok, I'm ready!" chirped Carol.
"Do you feel confident in your skill?" asked Ultron.
"Just enough to survive the fight," nodded Carol.
Smiling, Ultron gently stroked Carol's hair with his hand. After that, everyone stepped through the door into the quinjet bay.
"This is going to be a long fight," said Tony, "if even one of Thanos's tin soldiers is left standing, we've lost."
"I've got no plans tomorrow night," replied Steve.
"I'll bet Thanos knows we're on our way there," mentioned Natasha.
Once they stepped closer to the quinjet, the ramp opened.
"Now, before we go," advised Hogun, "I advise you all to take these."
Hogun pulled out several vials of a strange substance and began handing them to the Avengers and Carol.
"What's this?" paused Carol, examining her vial.
"It's the Elixir of Energy," explained Hogun, "one drink and you'll feel wide awake for only a while. I assure you it will last during the battle."
Steve smiled as he stashed his vial into his pocket.
"I appreciate it," Steve said.
Once everyone except Ultron and Vision received their vials of the elixir, Thor, Hogun, Volstagg, Fandral and Sif stepped out onto the deck.
"Hey, where are you guys going?!" exclaimed Carol.
Sif turned her head at Carol.
"We're teleporting to Sokovia," answered Sif, "we'll meet you there!"
Hogun, Fandral, Volstagg, Sif and Thor held hands, and then the Asgardian prince twirled his Mjolnir before raising it high into the air, teleporting them away from the tower.
"We need to get going," advised Steve, "odds are we'll be riding into heavy fire, and that's what we signed up for."
"But for the people of Sokovia," added Natasha, "they didn't, so our priority is getting them out."
Tony, Steve, Natasha, Bruce, Clint, Pietro, Wanda, Rhodey, Sam, Vision, Ultron and Carol boarded the quinjet while Natasha sat in the pilot's seat.
"I've happened to look into human history and noticed their efforts to improve," mentioned Ultron, "I could simply encourage that improvement to continue."
"Yeah, but Thanos isn't willing to let that happen," replied Pietro, "he will stop at nothing to eliminate the Avengers, even if it means killing everyone on this planet."
"All the more reason to save the world," chirped Carol, "even Mr. Snoofles is counting on me!"
"Snoofles?" blurted Bruce.
"Carol's cat," clarified Ultron.
While the Avengers aboard the quinjet sat down, Natasha pressed on a button that closed the ramp and then turned on the ignition before taking control of the steering handles. The quinjet soon hovered into the air and took off into the sky. During the flight, Ultron gently took Carol's hand into his in an attempt to reassure her that it'll be ok. The flight lasted a couple hours, but the quinjet soon arrived at the outskirts of Sokovia, where Thor, Volstagg, Hogun, Fandral and Sif were waiting. Just as the Avengers disembarked the quinjet, Steve approached the Asgardian prince.
"Did you find any of Thanos's robots yet?" asked Steve.
"Not yet," answered Thor, "but some of the people are still asleep."
Clint scratched his head.
"That's going to be a problem," commented Clint.
Tony turned his head at Ultron.
"Junior, please refresh my memory," asked Tony, "but where did you find the top half of the vibranium core?"
"It's in a church in the center of the city," answered Ultron.
"So who's going to get first crack at the big guy?" insisted Tony.
"I'll let you go first," suggested Ultron.
"We must hurry," warned Thor, "Thanos will not wait forever."
Nodding in agreement, the Avengers, Ultron, Carol and the Warriors Three headed into Sokovia, filled with the determination that they wouldn't let Thanos win, knowing that his success would mean human extinction.
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