On the last episode of Bad Romance…
"Come on girlie, you're with me for the month, first we'll get you some clothes worthy of your self-appointed title of Head Bitch in Charge, then we'll work on your basics, from what Kaka-kun has told me, your chakra control could use some work, after you've mastered that we'll see what else we can teach you kay? Now let's go shopping!"
While Naruko was slightly disappointed that Kakashi wouldn't be training her Anko was a cool chick in her opinion and also a jonin to boot so this would be fun, right?
If only she knew…
Now back to the show!
"Okay girlie! First thing's first the jumpsuit has to go! So let's go to a clothing store I like to frequent and get you an outfit."
"Why do I need a new outfit Anko-sensei? I mean you dress awesome but what's wrong with what I got now?" Anko shot Naruko a feral grin at the compliment.
"Well mainly there are two reasons, first is your outfit draws too much attention. We need to tone down the orange. Secondly, it does nothing to show off your femininity and curves that you're are hiding, trust me being a kunoichi, don't knock your early development, you and the Hyuuga heiress have bodies other girls your age would kill for and when you get older your body will get even better. Also, word around the rumor-mill is you and a certain Uchiha heir are semi-intimate and how funny would it be if you show up in an outfit that emphasizes and enhances your goods and he faints from a nosebleed? Ha! I'd die laughing at seeing that personally." Naruko thought for a moment and smiled, the thought of Sasuke fainting from a nosebleed from her looking sexy was funny.
"Could I have at least some orange in the outfit?" She asked with a hopeful smile.
"Of course! The orange is what makes you, you! So obviously we're gonna keep some orange, not a lot, more as a splash of color, with your curves I think black with orange will do nicely. Ah good we're here." Naruko looked at the almost nondescript building, she honestly had walked by it probably everyday on her way to Ichiraku's but it never occurred to her that a ninja clothing store was here. Anko led them in and Naruko was amazed at all the clothing specifically tailored to kunoichi, chain mesh body suits, skirts, tops, the shop had it all.
"This store is sort of a secret amongst kunoichi, hence why there is no sign, to prevent perverted males from trying to come in to "buy something for their girlfriend kunoichi," now let's see what look would good on you, hmm definitely a mesh body suit, hmm shows too much skin, no shows too little skin, hmm this could work, yeah." Anko grabbed a chain mesh body suit and threw it over her arm and she went through aisle after aisle picking various items of clothing. Naruko meanwhile watched as the pile of clothes in Anko's arm grew larger and larger with each aisle she went through. Finally after a few minutes Anko handed the seemingly massive pile to Naruko who couldn't see since the pile was higher than her head.
"Oh and can't forget these." Naruko couldn't see what two items Anko had added as she stumbled around trying to find the dressing room. Luckily for her, Anko moved her towards it and closed the door behind her.
Anko went over to the magazine aisle and picked up a magazine of Play-Ninja. "Ooh Konoha's ten hottest shinobi, wonder if Iruka-kun or Kaka-kun are in it."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Anko turned towards the dressing room to see Naruko without her jacket top holding a lacy thong and bra set.
"Anko-sensei what the hell is this?! This is like something for a newly-wed bride about to get laid by her husband, not a kunoichi!" Anko laughed, her new student sure was a fiery one.
"Girlie, what color is your current underwear set? Let me guess, plain white granny panty and bra set? Well you'll be wearing a chain mesh bodysuit, you really want people to be able to see your unmentionables under it? You can either wear those or wear the sports bra and panty set I picked out as well. It's your choice girlie, just remember you're a kunoichi, sometimes you have to go on seduction missions and flashing some leg or even some nip can help you mission succeed or even save your life, trust me, it did it for me on one occasion. Just pick which underwear set you like and then put on the mesh suit I picked out for you and see what clothing combinations you like." Anko could only chuckle at Naruko's glare, the chuckle turning into full blown laughter as her student grumbled and closed the door behind her.
Naruko was now starting to regret this arrangement Kakashi had left her with…
Anko began shopping for herself, knowing she gave Naruko enough clothing choices for her to take a bit. She noticed a head of unruly yet stylish black hair and had a feeling who it was.
"That you Nai-chan?" Kurenai perked her head up seeing the smiling face of Anko.
"Oh Anko, what are you doing here?" Kurenai looked at the lingerie set and shook her head before putting it back, joining her friend in her aisle.
"Oh not much, just taking my new student shopping for a new wardrobe." Kurenai's eyebrow rose at this new piece of information.
"New student? When did you become an instructor?" Anko snorted.
"Kaka-kun asked me to train one of his students and I accepted, in exchange for a few things." Kurenai blushed as she had an idea of one of the things Anko would ask of the one-eyed jonin.
"Which student did he ask you to train?" Anko smirked seeing her friend blushing.
"The second-coming of Tsunade of course, turns out she and I are very much alike and he figured since we get along I'd be a great teacher for her, speaking of my blonde student. Oi! Naruko! You almost done in there?!"
"Keep your panties on Anko-sensei! You gave me a lot of clothes to pick through and I think I have a look I want now." As the dressing room curtain was pulled back Anko gave a low wolf whistle at her student's change. Even Kurenai had to admit for her age Naruko was well developed and a beauty.
Naruko spun around looking herself over and had a worried look as she looked at her sensei and now noticed Hinata's sensei was there as well.
"Does it look good?" Anko gave a feral grin. Her student knew how to put together a look; Naruko wore the mesh bodysuit Anko had picked out for her, the sleeves went down to her mid-bicep while the leg portion stopped at mid-thigh, unlike Anko's own bodysuit Naruko's midsection was exposed except for her back and the suit had a V-cut exposing some of Naruko's cleavage. A black V-neck cap sleeve crop top covered her just below her bust and complimented the suit. On her hands was a pair of what Anko called Kaka-kun gloves as they were the same kind Kakashi wore, fingerless with a metal plate over the back of the hand though the right one was an elbow length variant. Anko noticed Naruko wrapped her left arm up to her elbow with bandages, making an asymmetrical but unique look that screamed Naruko. Over her leg mesh she wore black cycling shorts over which was an orange pleated skirt. Naruko wobbled a little as she walked in the high heeled sandals Anko had picked out, the light glinting off her hitai-ite which now had a black cloth completing the look.
"Fuck yeah girlie, if Sasuke doesn't nosebleed from this he's either gay or dead you look gorgeous."
"I must admit Naruko you do look stunning, black looks good on you and the splash of orange is totally you." Hearing two kunoichi who she thought were beautiful themselves compliment her sent her confidence skyrocketing and she smiled a brilliant smile. Naruko wondered how Sasuke would react when he saw her.
"Okay girlie, now that the Head Bitch in Charge looks the part, time to go train, we're gonna hit the hot springs!"
"FUCK YEAH! FINALLY TIME FOR SOME TRAINING DATTEBAYO!" Naruko leapt in the air and had to hold her arms out to keep from falling on her ass when she landed.
"Hold on sensei." Naruko wobbled back into the dressing room and came out five minutes later wearing her old jumpsuit but kept the gloves and heeled sandals on.
"What the hell girlie? Why'd you change back?" Naruko looked a little sad at hearing her sensei seemingly mad at her.
"Well if we're gonna train I didn't want to ruin the new clothes you picked out for me, might as well ruin this old thing and get used to these heels y'know?" Anko smiled at her, such a sweet girl, why people couldn't see her for that she'd never know.
"Okay I get ya girlie, also all the clothes I picked out, whatever you like I'm buying, think of it as me treating my student." Anko looked surprised as she saw the blonde girl's eyes glisten with unshed tears. Naruko looked down, trying to avoid looking at Anko in case she did cry.
"Thank you Anko-sensei."
"Not a problem, my blonde protégé." While Naruko put back the clothes she didn't want Anko paid for the clothes that were chosen and sealed them in a scroll for her student. Placing a hand on Naruko's shoulder she looked over at Kurenai with a grin.
"Later Nai-chan! We'll get together for dango later! Got a student to torture…I mean train haha!" Before Naruko could say anything the two of them vanished in a swirl of leaves only to reappear in the hot springs.
"So what are we gonna do here for training Anko-sensei?"
"Simple, we're gonna walk on water." Naruko was about to blurt out that such an act was impossible but then she remembered the tree climbing exercise.
"Is this like the tree climbing exercise?"
"It's exactly like it, think of this as a more advanced version of that charka control exercise. To walk on water you have to continuously emit a tiny amount of chakra from your feet into the water's surface, constantly adjusting the amount to allow you to float, too little and you sink. Here let me show you girlie." Anko walked out onto the water and Naruko could see the chakra flowing from Anko's feet, keeping her standing on the water.
"That's awesome Anko-sensei! I want to try it, okay first some chakra to my soles, then release a set amount!" Anko watched as her student plunged into the steaming hot water only to burst forth a second later.
"SON OF A BITCH THAT IS HOT! GODDAMNIT!" Anko had to laugh at her student's reaction. She gave the girl credit, she didn't give up, she tried at least three times and was able to keep all but her ankles above water. Anko was worried, as a female, even with her massive chakra reserves, an exercise like that should be a piece of cake for Naruko. But something was up. Some giggling off to the side caught Anko's attention, and she saw a white haired man looking through a hole in the women's steam room. Anko clicked her tongue and palmed a kunai, time to put down another peeping tom…
"Sen'eijashu!" From her sleeve Anko launched several snakes towards the white haired pervert who immediately summoned a toad which propelled its tongue at Anko who swiftly dodged the appendage.
"Hmmph, I thought I wasn't being noticed but I guess I was mistaken. Nice try trying to hit me though. Though if anything is going to be wrapping around me, I'd rather it be those luscious thig—" The white haired man did get to finish his thought as a fist connected to his face and sent him flying into the fence of the hot spring.
"You okay Anko-sensei?" Anko looked amazed, Kakashi had told her of the blonde container's super strength but to hear about it and see it being used was another thing entirely.
"Yeah girlie I am, though I'm pretty sure you just suckered punch one of the sannin…"
"THAT'S RIGHT! I AM THE TOTALLY AMAZING MANLY HEAVENLY TOAD SAGE OF MOUNT MYOBOKU! WOMEN SWOON AS I PASS, MEN GNASH THEIR TEETH IN JEALOUSY OF MY MIGHT, I AM…THE ONE…THE ONLY…THE GREAT AND GALLANT JIRAIYA!" Hopping on one leg while doing a flamboyant pose the man with the swollen cheek and bandage across his nose did not pose an intimidating figure.
'This is one of the legendary sannin?' Both women thought as the man shook his head, his injuries disappearing almost instantly.
"Now which of you packed that Tsunade sized punch?" He asked while rubbing his chin.
"That was me you perverted dickhole!" Naruko said, if there was one thing she hated was perverts, while she would gladly say perverted things to make her male friends nosebleed she hated perversion being aimed towards her or her female friends.
Jiraiya had to do a double take at his goddaughter, with her hair down, she was a blonde copy of Kushina.
'Where did the time go? When I last saw her she was a baby, now she's a spitting image of her mother. All the time I missed with her…the least I can do is train my goddaughter now, make up for whatever lost time I can Sarutobi-sensei and the council be damned.'
"Tell you what blondie, since you've impressed me with that punch, I have decided to train you! What do you say?" He was expecting her to jump at the chance to be trained by such an elite ninja such as himself…
"Fuck That!"
…So much for that.
Anko on the other hand pulled Naruko off to the side.
"Listen Naruko, I think you should train with him."
"But Anko-sensei! You're a much better teacher and he's a pervert!"
"Hey! I'm not a pervert…I…AM A SUPER PERVERT!" Jiraiya said with a smile and thumbs up.
"…you see?" Anko had to chuckle at that.
"While I do not deny that I am an awesome as hell teacher this is Jiraiya of the sannin, one of the most powerful ninja in our forces, an opportunity like this doesn't come every day. Trust me, you will learn a lot from him, and if he is a pervert you come find me and I'll beat the fuck outta him okay?"
Naruko while still not happy nodded, this perverted man better teach her something good or else she'd kick his ass then have Anko kick his ass.
"Okay first things first girl, you were doing the water walking exercise correct?"
"Yeah, it's hard for me though, I mean I did great with the tree walking exercise, ever since that snake dickhole hit me with that weird attack my chakra control has been off."
'Snake dickhole? Probably referring to Orochimaru, well she certainly has a mouth on her that she didn't inherit from either of her parents.'
"Hmm, you said he did a weird attack to you? I think I might be able to help with that. Do me a favor and raise your shirt."
"WHAT?! Hell no! I knew you were going to try some perverted shit!" Jiraiya waved his hands in front of his face.
"No no no, trust me it's nothing perverted. I promise if I do anything perverted both you and your super hot sensei can beat me to a pulp okay?" Naruko glared at him before slowly reaching for her shirt.
"Deal." She slowly lifted her shirt only for Jiraiya to stop her.
"All I needed is for your stomach to show. Now close your eyes and channel chakra to your stomach." Anko's eyes widened as the girl's seal came into view. Jiraiya meanwhile rubbed his chin as his mind went to work.
'Looks like a five pronged seal. Sloppy Orochimaru, just sloppy.'
Jiraiya flexed his hand and blue flames erupted on each fingertip. Anko looked at Jiraiya and wondered what he was doing, he motioned for her to relax.
"Now you may feel a slight sting Naruko."
"Wait how do you know my—" She wasn't able to finish as Jiraiya slammed his fingers into her stomach where her seal was, removing the five pronged seal.
"GODDAMNIT! What did you do that for you perverted asshole?!" Jiraiya had to jump back from the fuming girl.
'She certainly has Kushina's anger…'
"I stimulated some relaxation points for you, now try the exercise again, this time I'm sure you'll get it." Jiraiya smiled as Naruko stepped onto the water, effortlessly standing atop it. Anko crossed her arms and smirked, seems her worries were correct that something was off about Naruko's chakra control.
"I don't know what exactly you did ero-asshole but this is awesome! I got it down now dattebayo!" Jiraiya's face fell at his new nickname while Anko was on the ground laughing.
"Okay work on this exercise today and tomorrow meet me back here at this time and we'll continue your training, I got something special planned for you to work on." Naruko was running and jumping around, both getting used to the chakra expenditure and movement in her new heels.
"Got it ero-asshole!" Jiraiya harrumphed at the disrespect his goddaughter was showing him.
"I'm sorry I'm taking your student from you Anko." Anko snorted.
"If it was anyone else Jiraiya-sama, I'd tell them to fuck off and find another student. But since it's you I am willing to let her go, I'll stop by and teach her a few things when I can. But what I said earlier still holds true, if she tells me you are being perverted towards her, I'll find you and do terrible, horrible things to you and the parts you consider precious, kay?"
"You really care about her don't you?" Anko sighed.
"I don't know what it is about the girl; she seems to have this ability to just make people who get to know her care for her, whether as friends or in the Uchiha's case, a more romantic sense. Not even sure if she's aware of the effect she has on others."
"Probably not, looks like she's done, poor thing is passed out." Jiraiya picked up his goddaughter bridal style and looked towards Anko.
"I'll take her to her apartment and put her to bed. Could you make sure she makes it here tomorrow for her training?"
"Sure thing Jiraiya-sama." With that Jiraiya vanished in a swirl of leaves.
"You'll become a great kunoichi under his training Naruko, I just know it. Now time for some dango!"