Dear Persephone,

How is it having the goddess of the harvest as your mom?

-Percy Jackson, son of the sea god.

Dear Perseus Jackson,

My childhood... Sucked. Everyday it was the same, cereal for breakfast, lunch and dinner. It's never, "Oh, Persephone, what do you want to eat?" Always, "We are eating cereal and that's that." Thank you for asking though.

-Persephone, very annoyed daughter.