Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

3. Chapter 3

Dear Artemis,

I think I already know the answer to this one, but I'm still going to ask it. Can I date one of your hunters?

-Apollo, god of the sun and hot in both ways.

Dear Apollo,

Why you little-************************************!

-Very angry Artemis.

Dear Artemis,

Wow little sis! Just asking.

-Apollo, still hot in both ways.

Dear Apollo,

We have gone over this! I am not your little sister, you're my little brother!

-Still very angry Artemis.