Just a silly thing I whipped up. I always thought it would be fun to stuff the titans in a conflicting, and essentially pointless situation. Enjoy!
[Note: The following is a parody]
A Saturday night. A Saturday night with no homework. A Saturday night with no homework or battle training. A Saturday night with no homework or battle training or Cronus. This could only call for one thing…stay-in move night.
The seven titans were figuring just about the same thing, but all seven of them were thinking the same exact thing at the exact same time, which was unfortunate. Although it may appear to be nothing more than a mere coincidence, the act of multiple people thinking of the same thing at the same time is a pure calamity. A calamity, because misunderstandings and arguments are just bound to happen.
And so they did.
Atlanta slammed her fist on the side of the couch and announced that the team was going to watch a new female chick flick action thriller, then added a killer
"Anyone wanna try and argue with that?"
Naturally, Archie did want to argue with that.
"Who wants to spend two hours of their life watching some crappy movie with some stupid girl who can't even-" the purple-haired warrior cut in.
Needless to say, Atlanta was -obviously- pissed, so, like usual, she made no haste in expressing her discontent.
Neil's 'Ooo…that's gotta hurt…' statement seemed more of an understatement just then….
Herry graciously yanked the two apart upon Jay's orders, but not without grunting something related to how the Avengers was way better.
Amid the chaos, Odie silently argued for Star Wars, while Theresa advocated for Mean Girls.
In an apparent split second, the Huntress, the Warrior, the Fighter, the Brains and the Brawn turned to their leader, pleading, pouting, and puppy-eyed expressions plastered on their faces.
At this, Jay groaned and awkwardly rubbed his face. He was terrific at making battle calls and action plans, but choosing one movie and potentially setting up a disastrous night? Not so much.
The teen was just about to speak when the realization hit him; the passionate b-movie blondie hadn't campaigned for his beloved Bad Moon or Buffy the Vampire Slayer sagas.
That in itself was pretty suspicious. And scary.
So, keeping with his ingenious leader personality, Jay did what any ingenious leader would do; turn around and see what the hell Neil was doing.
Neil had apparently taken advantage of the situation- since he was smack in front of the DVD Player.
Jay naturally didn't appreciate his resourcefulness.
"Neil. What do you think you're doing?" he grumbled.
The blonde flinched guiltily and shook his head.
"Nothing…" he replied slyly.
Jay narrowed his eyes and tried to make out the title of the DVD.
"Neil. What's the title?"
The Good-Looking smiled nervously and gulped. "Fifty…Shades…of….Grey. I don't suppose you've heard of it?"
Perhaps it was just a mere coincidence, but the room went dead silent just then.
"…What…?" Neil shrugged, finally breaking the silence.
Before any of his teammates could get a word out, he punched the 'open' button of the player, only to be met with an odd clunk noise.
Odie was the first to snap back to reality, then he chuckled slightly and rubbed his arm.
"Whoops…I almost forgot to tell you guys- the DVD player is broken."