Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

5. Chapter 5

Dear Aphrodite,

Want to hang out at my place tonight?

-Ares, a very sexy god of war.

Dear Ares,

I would love to!

-Aphrodite

Dear Ares,

If you so much as THINK about doing anything with her, so help me I will throw you off Olympus even farther then I was.

-Hephaestus, the best craftsman ever and world famous pitcher.

Dear Hephaestus,

When'd you get on here?

-Ares, a very scared god of war.

Dear Ares,

Well duh, I gave you guys the email accounts.

-Hephaestus, also great with technology.