Dear Hermes,

Have you played any good pranks lately?

-?

Dear ?,

Yes actually. Recently, I added Hera's clothes with Aphrodite's in the wash, they tuned pink! When Hera put them on, she smelled like designer perfume! You know she hates both of those.

-Hermes, god of messengers and thiefs.

Dear Hermes,

Good! Now I have proof that it was you! Ha ha! I knew it all along! But Zeus was all like "Oh he wouldn't do something like that to my queen!" Proves him wrong!

-A very excited Hera, queen of the gods.

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