Dear Fanfiction Authors,

What in Hades!? I was scrolling through the M rated stories, and I can't believe you people! Why in Zeus' name are you writing stories between me and Percy?! I personally don't like same gender love stories, it's just gross.

-Nico DiAngelo, son of Hades.

Dear Nico,

Ummm... Well, they just came into our heads.

-Fanfiction Authors.

Dear Fanfiction Authors,

Yeah, it just popped up in your heads like a little chick.

-Nico DiAngelo, an angry son of Hades.