Dear Fanfiction Authors,
What in Hades!? I was scrolling through the M rated stories, and I can't believe you people! Why in Zeus' name are you writing stories between me and Percy?! I personally don't like same gender love stories, it's just gross.
-Nico DiAngelo, son of Hades.
Dear Nico,
Ummm... Well, they just came into our heads.
-Fanfiction Authors.
Dear Fanfiction Authors,
Yeah, it just popped up in your heads like a little chick.
-Nico DiAngelo, an angry son of Hades.
