Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

14. Chapter 14

Dear Perseus Jackson,

You know, you could have just told me you didn't want to be turned into a stone statue. And even if you did, you could have cut me in half somewhere else. Maybe at my torso? I tend to like my snakes and I don't appreciate being cut at my neck.

-Medusa

Dear Medusa,

Yeah... No. Try not turning people into statues in the first place.

-Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon.