Sandslash's P.O.V
It's too hot. Some types have it so lucky, being able to soak in cold water for hours on end! Stupid weakness. This walk is never ending!
Ergh.
Am I walking in circles? Bin. Alleyway. Bin - why so identical? "Get off of me!" Someone screams at the top of their lungs. I was just about to say it's quiet... Everything good comes to an end. I guess I should go help. You know, I should have a medal (even if I retrieve a dead body.) The screams get louder, and I walk through an alleyway, expecting to find a hand on the floor - instead, it's worse. This city is bad, but I never imagined dark types being...well, dark! "Get off of her!" I shout, the four Bisharps dropping the girl. "Who the fuck are you?" One enquires. "I don't care who it is, kill them!" Another bellows. I smirk as I watch them all charge forwards. Suddenly, I use earthquake and I watch as they all collapse.
How I love being a ground type.
I approach the girl cautiously. "Are you alright?" I ask, seeing her face is blotchy and her cheeks are stained with tears. "O-of course. I had it all under control." She responds sharply before getting up and beginning to walk off. That walk...
That pink!
"Espeon?" She stops. "Want me to walk you home?" I ask. "No." Is her response. "But-" "I said...No!" Within seconds, I lose sight of her. "Remind me to never help you again!" I shout into thin air before letting out a sigh. I don't think I will ever understand girls...Hell, I don't even think girls understand me (even I don't understand myself though!) "E-excuse me?" I turn around. Oh. My. Arceus. It's Lucy the Lopunny! Her eyes... Her fur...
Her perfection.
I have never seen anyone as beautiful as her - ever. "Do you mind walking me home?" Of course not! Arceus knows I would eat an Aipoms' toe fluff for you! Sandslash, be cool. "Sure." Great, now keep that calm tone... "Thanks!" Lopunny smiles brightly, before I begin walking with her.
Silence.
What should I say? I love you? You're hotter than this weather? I notice that she has stopped when I'm halfway up the street. "I'm home." She giggles at me and I walk over to her. "I'll be seeing you around." She says leaning in close. Extremely close. "See ya!" I smile awkwardly, them swiftly walk off.
It's official - girls are extremely weird.