Dear Poseidon,

Where did you sail off on that day and never saw my mom again? I've always wondered that.

-Percy Jackson, your son.

Dear Percy,

If you don't tell your mom, I will tell you.

-Poseidon.

Dear Poseidon,

Okay I won't.

-Percy.

Dear Percy,

I went to the Bahamas because I kinda saw a REALLY hot woman there. Don't tell your mom!

-Poseiden.

Dear Poseidon,

YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME SWEAR ON THE STYX! MOM!

-Percy Jackson.