Dear Poseidon,
Where did you sail off on that day and never saw my mom again? I've always wondered that.
-Percy Jackson, your son.
Dear Percy,
If you don't tell your mom, I will tell you.
-Poseidon.
Dear Poseidon,
Okay I won't.
-Percy.
Dear Percy,
I went to the Bahamas because I kinda saw a REALLY hot woman there. Don't tell your mom!
-Poseiden.
Dear Poseidon,
YOU DIDN'T MAKE ME SWEAR ON THE STYX! MOM!
-Percy Jackson.
