Dear Coach Hedge,
Why do call us all cupcakes? Sure it's funny at times, and we've even made jokes about it, but it just makes no sense.
-Jason, Piper and Leo Valdez. (Leo Valdez is the supreme commander of the world and the Argo II.)
Dear Cupcakes,
First off, why are you making jokes about me? Secondly, Leo, don't take any credit or I smash you with my baseball bat.
-Coach Hedge protector.
Dear Coach,
Now that won't be very protector like, will it? (Feel free to hit Leo as many times as you want.)
-Jason and Piper. Also Leo! Don't forget Leo Valdez! Don't hit Leo! He is awesome!
