Dear Chiron,

Have you ever thought of hooking up with someone and having little centaur babies?

-Try and find out!

Dear Whoever you are,

How dare you! I have been a trainer for three thousand years, and never, in my entire life, have heard anyone ask that! And I've heard a lot of weird things. This one, my friend, tops the list!

-Chiron, master hero trainer and offended centaur.