Dear Hazel,

Somehow I get the feeling that Leo just wants to light himself on fire to scare me. I don't know why, but I just feel like it.

-Frank, son of Mars.

Dear Frank,

That may be true, but you forgot that I also want too!

-Hazel, supreme commander of the world.

Dear Leo,

GET OFF MY EMAIL! YOU LITTLE SON OF A *****!

-Very angry Hazel, daughter of Pluto.

Dear Hazel,

Wow, I have never heard you swear. Thats just... Wow.

-Frank