Dear Hazel,
Somehow I get the feeling that Leo just wants to light himself on fire to scare me. I don't know why, but I just feel like it.
-Frank, son of Mars.
Dear Frank,
That may be true, but you forgot that I also want too!
-Hazel, supreme commander of the world.
Dear Leo,
GET OFF MY EMAIL! YOU LITTLE SON OF A *****!
-Very angry Hazel, daughter of Pluto.
Dear Hazel,
Wow, I have never heard you swear. Thats just... Wow.
-Frank
