Mr. Dorotiyak said "haven't you ever done it pony style?" Mr. Yakk said "No... I haven't..." Mr. Dorotiyak was utterly shocked, he was speechless, he said "Well... ummm... what ways do you wanna do it?" Mr. Yakk said " Yakk me off!" Mr. Dorotiyak said " Ok ill Yakk you soo hard ill Yakk you into tomorrow!" and with that Mr. Dorotiyak took his stuffed Yak and rubbed it all over Mr. Yakks body while petting his beef stick. Mr. Yakk said "I love getting Yakked off! Its the delicacy at Suck a Yak Whore House, such a rare treat from my furry friends." Mr. Dorotiyak said "How are their meat sticks? Im a curious man." Mr. Yakk said " Big since I just go to the zoo and rape the Yaks there." Mr. Dorotiyak could not handle it he felt like he was going to explode, he was dealing with a pro animal rapist, then Mr. Yakk said "wanna feel some Yakk balls? I use them when im bored." And then Mr. Yakk pulled out a GIANT stuffed animal looking meat stick. It was super furry because it had Yak, and Yakk hair on it. Mr. Yakk said "I have a collection of authentic cumsicles and meat sticks to match, all of them have Yakked me off either forcefully or willing." Now lets go to sleep. The only problem with that was that Mr. Yakk was too big too fit on his king sized mattress, so Mr. Dorotiyak said " Sleep on the floor like the sexy beast you are" and then they all fell asleep, or so Mr. Dorotiyak thought. When Mr. Yakk was sure that Mr. Dorotiyak was asleep he slipped the bottle of Mr. Dorotiyaks 'milkshake' into his bag to put in the freezer. Mr. Yakk then took his cloroform and knocked Mr. Dorotiyak to his car and drove him away
The End
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