Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

20. Chapter 20

Dear Ares,

I have just learned a new rhyme and wanted to know what you thought of it:

Boys are rotton, made out of cotton

Girls are sexy, made out of Pepsi

Girls go to college to gain more knowledge

Boys go to Jupiter to get even stupider.

-Aphrodite.

P.S. Apollo found it for me.

Dear Aphrodite,

I will KILL that Apollo along with you. Happy 7,236,145th bad-day-with-me anniversary!

-Ares, a very SMART god of war.

Dear Ares,

I find your last signature very unreliable, untrustworthy, and overall highly stupid.

-Athena, the real goddess of wisdom.