Dear Poseidon,

Did you create my little pony too? 'Cause if you did, I'd like your signature and to show it to Hermes.

-Apollo, god of awesomeness.

Dear Apollo,

Excuse me for asking, but what is this, my little pony.

-Poseidon.

Dear Hermes,

Dude, he doesn't know what my little pony is!

-Excited Apollo.

Dear Apollo,

He doesn't know what my little pony is?! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

-Very excited Hermes.

Dear Apollo and Hermes,

I'm going to log off now.

-Confused Poseidon.