Dear Percy,

I hear you can breathe underwater too!

-Spongebob Squarepants.

Dear Spongebob,

AHHH! Get it away from me! AHHH!

-Percy Jackson, not a Spongebob fan.

Dear Percy,

Aww, come on. At least give me a chance?

-Spongebob.

Dear Spongebob,

NO! You freaking creep me out!

-Percy Jackson, still not a spongebob fan.