Dear Athena,

Can I borrow one of your books on wild animals?

-Artemis.

Dear Athena,

You know she's just going to feed it to the deers.

-Apollo, god of poetry.

Dear Apollo,

What? I will not do that! You are doing nothing but telling lies! And it's not "deers", it's deer!

-Artemis, goddess of the hunt.

Dear Apollo,

Yes, I knew that. I wasn't going to lend it to her anyways.

-Athena, goddess of wisdom.

Dear Athena,

Smarty pants.

-Apollo and Artemis.