Dear Athena,
Can I borrow one of your books on wild animals?
-Artemis.
Dear Athena,
You know she's just going to feed it to the deers.
-Apollo, god of poetry.
Dear Apollo,
What? I will not do that! You are doing nothing but telling lies! And it's not "deers", it's deer!
-Artemis, goddess of the hunt.
Dear Apollo,
Yes, I knew that. I wasn't going to lend it to her anyways.
-Athena, goddess of wisdom.
Dear Athena,
Smarty pants.
-Apollo and Artemis.
