Dear Hades,

Do you mind if I could get a pay increase? I would prefer a giant dog bone, but a rubber ball will do.

-Cerberus, three headed dog, guardian of the underworld.

Dear Cerberus,

No! Have you seen the amount of dead coming in? I can't make enough to pay Charon more, let alone a three headed dog too!

-Hades, god of the underworld, supreme ruler over all the dead.

Dear Hades,

Wimper.

-Cerberus.