Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

26. Chapter 26

Dear Apollo,

Why don't you ask Zeus to tell you who's older?

-Dove.

Dear Dove,

That is a great idea!

-Apollo, god of awesomeness.

Dear Zeus,

Who do you think is older? Me, or that stuck up hunter Artemis?

-Apollo and Artemis. I am not stuck up! I'm sure he will say I'm older.

Dear Apollo and Artemis,

If my memory serves me right, it was Artemis who was born first. She then helped with Apollo being born. Thus becoming the goddess of childbirth.

-Zeus, god of great memory.

Dear Zeus,

Well then your memory doesn't serve you right.

-Apollo.

Dear All,

Stop posing as other gods and goddess! It gets annoying! Mnemosyne is the goddess of memory! Mnemosyne! Uhh!

-Athena, very annoyed goddess.

Line break.

Dear Nico,

What happened to your mythomagic cards?

-Dove.

Dear Dove,

Well, I'm not quite sure, but I have a hunch. I think Percy burned them, but I don't know. Hey, what's that smell? Smells like... oh gods. No! No! My mythomagic cards!