Emails from Olympus

by Sofaloafa

Must I explain? They are just emails from gods, demigods, and all sorts of other things. Questions are asked, answers are given, and everything else falls in place. People talk about Percy behind his back, Demeter has serious cereal moments, and everyone wonders why Leo is on their account.

27. Chapter 27

Dear Demeter,

Can you please stop forcing Hades to eat his cereal? He gets really grumpy and then makes me eat all of it. It gets old after a while.

-Persephone, Your daughter.

Dear Persephone,

He's making you eat it?! Now I have to give him twice the cereal to make up for all that's lost! And maybe while I'm at it, give you some more too. Cereal is abundant for all! CEREAL! EAT IT!

-Demeter, goddess of cereal. (And not that junky captain crunch. I'm talking Special K. Or honey bunches of oats.)

Dear Demeter,

Whatcha talking about?

-Hades.

Dear Hades,

Good! Your here! Now I can give you cereal personally and watch you eat so you don't feed it to the dog! Ha! Ha!

-Demeter, still the goddess of cereal.

Dear Demeter,

No! You can't make me! You can't make me! No!

-Hades, scared of the crazy cereal lady.